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You're not "gender critical". You're a terf cunt.

So the anti-trans hate criminal @jk_rowling occasionally identifies as male to shift books...

Still don't get linkedin. What's the point?

Okay, so capitalism will struggle with banning disposable vapes, because money. But we could limit the nicotine in them. Why are they so strong? Make them hard capped at a reasonably low dosage, then kids that do get into them will find it easier to stop being into them.

Extraordinary sounds like it should mean the exact opposite thing

Capitalism. Where a hand full of people have enough money to finance a space race, and every other fucker hates their jobs...

People don't bet against their favourite team, but people do have insurance.... 🤔

Been struggling to figure out why my Pixel 6 Pro battery life has plummeted to the point of only being able to charge with a fast charger. Culprit, the @PureGym app. WTF guys, this app is utter trash. I haven't even opened it for weeks. Crypto botnet?

Getting drunk and liking every Instagram story is my love language

Of all of life's disappointments, the reduced size of a Gold Bar has to be one of the biggest .

Thing I hate most about Man City is how likable all their players are. I am sick of all the hilarious drunk Jack Grealish content, can we bring back Carlos Tevez?

Who is the greatest fictional cop you can think of?

Didn't go to dentist for 23 years. Went today. Everything is okay. Could brush better. I call that a big win. Well done, teeth

👇 stick with Simpsons yellow

Why do people have their profile as just their age....like....there MUST be something more interesting about you?

In 50 years, this headline is going to feel very quaint...

What’s the first gif that comes up when you type your name? Here is mine 👇