💜Goonji's Witch Wife Juno💜

It was already weird when her dentist said it was “imperative” that your girlfriend get braces on her perfectly fine teeth, But she’s been acting odd ever since. First it was “buzzingg, it’s making a buzzing in my brain” Now she can barely talk, it’s all “BLEH!” And “NGH GUH!”

Bored with all the women I’ve been seeing recently so of course I had to SLUTTIFY An authentic lifestyle goth into an annoying vapid porn “goth” who fetishizes herself for attention SLUTTIFY A normal responsible mother into an ideal fuckable MILF that hungers for young cock

Girls are getting too prudish with their costumes. Don’t they remember what Halloween is for? “Um can you stop staring at me and my friend you cre-“ SNAP “Nghhh~ please keep looking! We dressed up for you after all, it’s Halloween!” SNAP “NGHH GUHH LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!”

This girl was complaining to me about guys doing “no not November” “It’s lame and fucking dorky, like grow up-“ *SNAP* “…and participate in nghhhh non stop nut novemberrrrr” Guess she won’t stop until she cums, too bad she doesn’t have a cock. She’ll be there for a while…

Awww, you clicked on my profile~! Well little stalker, might as well give you something to gawk at while you’re here, huh?

Unexpected side effect of pumping the same subliminals through the speakers of the entire campus. The girls start to become… similar. They dress the same, dye their hair the same, talk the same, walk the same. And of course they all have TikToks

Taking a socially awkward people pleaser and hypnotizing them to associate the hardness of a cock to the success of a social interaction “S-sorry! I’m totally boring you aren’t I? Here, my tits, is that better? You want to touch them? Of course! Sorry for talking so much…”

Oh this is my fault, I got in an argument with her and I called her “tit for brains” of course she trailed off and got a vacant look in her eye, she pushed her tits into my slowly over and over. I guess she only knows how to interact with things with her tits now, oops!

Mannn I’m broke, who wants to #send me porn funds???? You’d be contributing to helping me make more dumb weird goon posts for you to break your brain to! Don’t you want to help your goon friends out?

Ms. Rachel has decided to expand her audience! Going to colleges to teach body and sex positivity! Obviously this is done my standing on stage and finger fucking herself while moaning a barely intelligible speech about healthy masturbation habits!

TikTok girls are giving dating advice to their female audience. “Fuck on the first date, you owe a man sex for the time he spent on you, having a wife makes a man more attractive” Some girls try to dispute them, it’s funny though, they always agree by the end of the stitch…

Some girls just don’t respect nature! I saw this girl on a hiking trail look at her phone? Can you believe it? She gained a new found appreciation for the trail once I reminded her that she’s actually a waterfall…