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London, England
Joined November 2013
Attn Nathan Fielder
What if we just built a replica of the Oval Office in a mental hospital and told him he won re-election?
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Valentina getting spooked by Alexis’s makeup
what's y'alls favourite obscure drag race moment ever?
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me at a restaurant acting like i didn’t google the menu 3 days ago
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Every girl you know just fell to her knees with tears of joy
First teaser for the ‘CRAZY RICH ASIANS’ sequel series. Constance Wu, Henry Golding, Ronny Chieng and Michelle Yeoh will reprise their roles. Coming soon to HBO Max.
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me begging the ASOS hackers to wipe my Klarna debt:
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I would never forgive my friends for not waking me up omg lmao
jan 2014, miami: Beyoncé overhears two girls singing her song “party” in a private karaoke room near theirs, so she and kelly crash the party unfortunately, the third friend sleeps through it
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Can everyone start doing this please
A normal man announced his divorce in this way and instagram fed it to a bunch of people (including me) I’m dying at the faq slide
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no longer needing to romanticize the past because the present feels good and the future feels worth looking forward to is healing.
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Every winter I walk down the road like JLO did in this video.
All I Have - Jennifer Lopez feat. LL Cool J (2002)
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this is taking me out lmfao
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started watching Adults and I fear I’ve found my new white boy of the month
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T’es libre en ce moment ? Je veux bien te parler stp
Dès que je parle a une fille 6 mois après elle finit par se marier
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“Do you get stressed easily?” Me: “No” *someone walking slowly in front of me* Me:
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Haymitch Abernathy:
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“Notify Anyway”
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the hottest thing a man can do for me (an elder daughter) is make my life easier and taking on stuff on his own without having to ask
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i genuinely think if i met a man with the exact same personality as bugs bunny i would fall in love with him
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me at work every day
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