you better ask your GPS cause Iโ€™m not the one to address

Chicago
Joined April 2009
Chucky was nightmare fuel as a kid, and this sketch nailed it. Chucky, burning in the fireplace: โ€œAndy, no! Friends till the end, remember?โ€ Andy: โ€œTHIS IS THE END, FRIEND!โ€ Andy really said friendship has its limits.
some people can walk into a perfectly pleasant evening and make everyone else feel like a guest in their own life. in snlโ€™s โ€œdinner date,โ€ kenan thompson and vanessa bayer are celebrating their anniversary when dwayne johnsonโ€™s aggressively overfamiliar old friend arrives with his british girlfriend, played by cecily strong. what should be a private celebration quickly becomes an evening dictated by two people who have absolutely no sense of proportion or boundaries. the brilliance is in the imbalance. the intruders behave as though their arrival automatically gives them ownership of the table, the conversation, and everyone elseโ€™s attention. the couple being interrupted keeps trying to accommodate them, even as the situation becomes increasingly absurd.
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Is pavi metal Bending when she is showing her hiding spot ? Cause it sounds Iike a mechanic I device. #sevenhavens #avatarsevenhavens
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No confrontation. Just observation. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
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Did I catch a lie from Lisa ? She said something early on this season #RHUGT about The Oscars โ€ฆ like not knowing where theyโ€™re held or something. But on #RHOSLC she said sheโ€™s always been invited to the Oscarโ€™s
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๐Ÿšจ Victory Monday giveaway ๐Ÿšจ Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet
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You know whatโ€™s crazy. Iโ€™m Watching #Ahs and itโ€™s talking about the number 13โ€ฆ. Well I look at my phone and thereโ€™s 13 messages on my phone ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AHS13
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What an absolutely awful day ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿปโฌ‡๏ธ
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BRO JUST TOOK A CLEAT UP HIS ASS
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#Supergirl itโ€™s crazy. All the non slander. Sooo youโ€™re saying you let ppl months ago dictate what you wanna watch and now that youโ€™ve watched it. Youโ€™re like oh okay.
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In the new opening why does Jenโ€™s closeup. Looks like she was crying. #secretlivesofmormonwives #slomw #SecretLives
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Sarah Michelle Gellar reunites with Ghost Face in this year's Halloween ad from Angry Orchard. Angry Orchard has joined forces with SCREAM for the limited edition "Thriller Pack" of hard cider, now available in stores. The 12-packs feature brand new flavor "Mystery Caller."
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Sooo apparently Iโ€™m not the only one who has #HootieFrutti in their head like itโ€™s a bop
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I dunno if this ironic or a coincidence but there was no rain in our forecast โ€ฆ. And while watching #TheLastHouse it started to rain ๐ŸŒง๏ธ . Hopefully I can get out off the house ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿฆ‘
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Twitterใ‚ใ‚ŠใŒใจใ†ใ€‚ๆฏ›็ฉดใฎ่ง’ๆ “้ฆฌ้นฟใฟใŸใ„ใซๅ–ใ‚Œใฆๆจช่ปข
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I just found out we have to wait til 2027 for the new season ?! Like bruhhhhh do we even care anymore #ahsoka #starwars
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My local @tacobell is still serving lettuce is that right ? Indiana
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someone said "i don't walk away to teach ppl a lesson i walk away when I've learned mine" quote of the yearrrr
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Wow. So sad I heard about Lauren Bennet From the paradiso girls to party rock and Grl. She deserved her flowers in the music industry. #RIP
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Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.
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