From the desk of Mindinterface Asset Management -- Who is the Beethoven of consumer hardware? The Vermeer of cloud computing? The Rimbaud of enterprise SaaS? This examines whether or not mature companies can be considered to have a 'late style', and what that might look like mindinterface.net/filings/la…

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The only way to learn about yourself is to interact with others

The form factor of grapes is incredible

I’m now hiring a new Chief of Laugh. Seeking someone who can bring me joy and smiles abound

Autumn is so scary. Leaves falling everywhere. Going in your shirt, your pants. You have to be careful. You have to stay vigilant

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As you wind down, settle into bed, and take one last look at the streaks of moonlight coming through your window tonight, ask yourself: “Did I take enough well-calibrated risks today?”

Buddy, they don’t even let me mind the interface

I’m thinking about starting a stuffed animal company. It’ll have all the basic animals: cat, dog, fish, etc. But I don’t want any of them to smile. They’re going to be for the serious, contemplative child

It’s not enough to move heaven and earth. You have to move money from your savings to your checking account too

Why isn’t there a “welcome back” screen when you turn your phone on in the morning

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In a recent poll, 48% of Americans said they would do their homework more often if they knew that their favorite celebrity was also doing homework

I Know That’s Right

Every movie should include a 10 second clip of a spaceship going by to signal the start of the third act

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Does anyone want to come to my microplastics party this weekend? We’ll be licking the insides of Ziploc bags and microwaving our food in disposable containers if that sounds fun for you