@mindlessgarbage

⛓️✨ 𝖎𝖙 𝖉𝖔𝖊𝖘𝖓’𝖙 𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 ✨⛓️

 rat city, usa
Joined December 2009
  • Tweets41.3K
  • Following186
  • Followers1.1K
3.5KMedia
developing new allergies at 33 is so cool, like really really cool. i love hives!!! even better if they’re covering 3/4 of my body!!
24
hosting a pumpkin painting/carving party and fam meal with my friends after seeing a historic concert with my friends yesterday…my cup is full this weekend fr 🥹
5
67
turnstile woodstock ✅
9
254
went to the pumpkin patch at 9 now im omw to the free turnstile show in dc and then im going to a comedy show at 8:30 i love free will
1
5
367
my neighbor just knocked on my door and didn’t even ask me to turn the music down he just asked if i would stop playing killing in the name by ratm on repeat 💀
5
103
i got a pet costume for halloween so me and my cat can be clowns together
75
sorry to everyone in my life who’s sick of me being so anti ai that im annoying about but the increasing amount of power outages we’re experiencing (a direct result of data centers btw) might make me crash out bc what do you mean this is the THIRD time in a WEEK!!
1
7
29
1,236
but yeah haha keep using chat gpt instead of your brain
1
2
66
maybe today isn’t a terrible day because gas is under $4 again
2
101
Fucktober Day Twenty One: Deep Reverence.
2
218
10
1,188
12,891
pretty solid for round one 🎃👻💀
3
89
im sorry i cant come out i turn into a pumpkin at 10pm when im not working or on a bender
1
1
7
283
the universe blessed me with the most patient handsome lil man 🥹👻
3
35
893
(he doesn’t even fight me putting little costumes on him either bc he knows many fish squeeze treats are in his future each time) he’s well compensated for his silly little outfit time
2
30
won this from a machine at walmart with a circle of ppl watching me and an employee who exclaimed “holy shit ive never seen anyone win anything from that!” thank god it only took me $6 too 💀
5
85
snapchat memories really will be like “on this day 4 years ago you were a hoe”
4
160
i didn’t even know 12 different flavors of gatorade existed (none of these are the same flavor)
2
69
buying weed to fulfill a bands rider will never not be funny to me
2
9
225
it’s legal here go buy it yourself but also hope u like the strain i picked for u
1
2
119
brain rot ✨ retweeted
LISA🦋
@LISA4drillOct 17
I don't completely know how to explain this, but as a cat owner you quickly learn that "absence of cat (chill)" and "absence of cat (suspicious" are two very different kinds of silence
22
2,023
49
28,223
190,798
Load more