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Joined January 2022
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pony tuah! clop on that thang !
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Just weed in my pants!! #stoner
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at freak squad (like geek squad but freaky: yea can you fix my CUMputer send tweet
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failed 14 hours in. i’m nothing.
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My new name is Brian Compliment
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iphone more like hi-phone #hello!
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trying out healthy coping methods such as drinking and jacking off and killing myself
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i wish her husband would come up to my car so i could skin him alive like they did to muscle man in that episode of regular show
Mike Rogers’ wife is handing out $10 gas cards in Michigan while asking people to vote for her husband. Republicans made gas unaffordable. Now they’re offering $10 to keep them in power. #BlueWaveIn20Days
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>ReKenshi releases, fixing most of Kenshi jank >Kenshi gets a Multiplayer server mod >Rimworld gets a 1.7 update with a custom engine and most mods work Are we back controlling little dudes and base building gamers?
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I am measuring my girlfriend’s erections
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counter strike players saying things like "im smokin mid" ? yeah .. me too!!!😹😹 #weed
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woman armpit flavored vape
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getting drinks with the day one after work 2nite, i will not get too drunk i swear
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drinking half a monster and feeling like my hearts gonna pop, yup it’s #uncseason
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Nobody talks about how sturdy James is in the original Silent Hill 2
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