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jared

@miserableflop

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Joined March 2024
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wait let me fix my glasses!
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WATCH: New video shows Learjet 60 business jet crashing near West Palm Beach, Florida. The plane was completely disintegrated upon impact. Number of casualties unknown.
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taylor@WUYANGIST23h
average ana experience:
faget83629031852 (@faget9261530128) profile picturefaget83629031852@faget9261530128Oct 31
A gorilla just threw my grandma against the wall so hard she turned into a puddle
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oh okay
izhaan (@Izhaasays) profile pictureizhaan@IzhaasaysOct 30
nobody talks about how far you can walk if you're lowkey mentally insane
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second pic cunty asf 😭
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hey, im miles morales 🕸️🕷️
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the amount of thirst traps on here this morning is glorious and I’ve liked them all
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*does not paw at you*
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hamoody@not_7amoodi17h
You ever some place and you’re like. Damn. I’m going to kill the DJ.
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(ryn)@yujil04stOct 31
i love oomf so much..
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howd i do? #Halloween
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Who let it out of Caria Manor bro
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Heidi Klum poses on the carpet at her annual Halloween party in NYC
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2 years ago today, Ethel Cain released ‘Punish.’
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it finally happened: i had an amazing night out and made a wonderful new friend with similar music tastes only to find out that we have eachother mutually blocked on twitter
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god I love fall
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the wrath of my 5 month old kitten experiencing daylight saving time ending for the first time in her life rn
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“Girl, fuck off” When I was nine, someone said that
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@VarietyOct 30
Noah Wyle Says Eddie Murphy Told Him to 'F--- Off' When He Was 9 Years Old, So 'The Pitt' Star Always Signs Autographs for Kids Now variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
Noah Wyle Says Eddie Murphy Told Him to ‘F— Off’ When He Was 9 Years Old, So ‘The Pitt’ Star Always...

Noah Wyle Says Eddie Murphy Told Him to ‘F— Off’ When He Was 9 Years Old, So ‘The Pitt’ Star Always...

Noah Wyle says Eddie Murphy told him to 'fuck off' when he was 9 years old and asked for an autograph.

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@NostosLitOct 31
It's November of another year already
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was allegedly drunk as fuck rolling on the bar floor last night claiming i was recreating this music video
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tate@octatateOct 31
#ButMyHeadIsFullOfPoisonAndMyHeartIsFullOfDoubt
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When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them
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