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MistiDew

@MistiDewdrop

Former Meth Addict. Minecraft nerd. Occasional Artist. I bake bread and distrust the government. Loved by @PsychonautRuss

 Florida, USA
Joined October 2023
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I’m not the only one getting use out of the pregnancy pillow
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Olé
Russ (@PsychonautRuss) profile pictureRuss@PsychonautRussNov 6
They put the Hispanic children in the food truck. 😂
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That’s what being a mother is about. You be real with them and stand on business.
Muskrat (@negronimuskrat) profile pictureMuskrat@negronimuskratNov 4
The first time I have ever heard a mother or a female hold her daughter accountable - check this out
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Trees up!
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@TPAINNov 3
I wasn’t trying to inspire anybody, but it’s really cool to see you all using the sound and starting your own journeys
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don (@tafkardesign_) profile picturedon@tafkardesign_Nov 2
Tom Cat from Tom and Jerry Vintage Vogue pattern V2367
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Who were the 9 people on that plane?
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Snagged a free,basically brand new tree behind a Taco Bell in a donation bin. Thank you Jesus your birthday will be wonderful this year.
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stomach growling like there isn’t like 30 lbs of fat right there that it could be eating rn
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@OrevaZSNOct 30
Remember when the hyenas realised all the promises Scar made to them were lies, and he’d destroyed every semblance of normalcy and stability, so they turned around and ate him? Just pointing that out for absolutely no reason at all.
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Sounds like a psyop to keep all the good candy for themselves
Nicolas Hulscher, MPH (@NicHulscher) profile pictureNicolas Hulscher, MPH
@NicHulscherOct 30
🚨MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ARE ABOUT TO FILL THEIR HALLOWEEN BAGS WITH ARSENIC-LACED CANDY Florida found a STAGGERING 60% of popular candies contained this HIGHLY TOXIC element linked to multi-organ damage and cancer. Your child can only eat the following amounts per YEAR before breaching the arsenic safety limit: ⚠️ Hershey's Cookies 'N' Creme: 1.2 bars per year ⚠️ Kit Kat: 2.4 pieces per year ⚠️ Snickers: 2.4 pieces per year ⚠️ 3 Musketeers: 2.4 pieces per year ⚠️ SweeTarts Ropes: 3 ropes per year ⚠️ Laffy Taffy Banana: 4 pieces per year ⚠️ Twizzlers Strawberry: 4 pieces per year ⚠️ Jolly Rancher Sour Apple: 6 pieces per year ⚠️ Jolly Rancher Strawberry: 6 pieces per year ⚠️ Twizzlers Cherry: 8 pieces per year ⚠️ Tootsie Rolls: 8 pieces per year ⚠️ Tootsie Roll Vanilla: 8 pieces per year ⚠️ Tootsie Fruit Chew Lime: 8 pieces per year ⚠️ Swedish Fish: 8 pieces per year ⚠️ Trolli Sour Brite Crawlers: 12 pieces per year ⚠️ Sour Patch Kids Watermelon: 12 pieces per year ⚠️ Dots: 12 pieces per year ⚠️ Black Forest Gummy Bears: 16 pieces per year ⚠️ Twizzlers Watermelon: 18 pieces per year ⚠️ Sour Patch Kids Tropical: 18 pieces per year ⚠️ Nerds Gummy Clusters: 24 pieces per year ⚠️ Sour Patch Kids Original: 36 pieces per year ⚠️ SweeTarts Original: 48 pieces per year ⚠️ Original Skittles: 48 pieces per year ⚠️ Nerds Grape: 96 pieces per year ⚠️ Nerds Strawberry: 96 pieces per year ⚠️ SmartSweets Caramel: 1 bag per year ⚠️ SmartSweets Sweet Fish: 1 bag per year Thankfully, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Hershey’s Milk Chocolate were among the popular candies IN THE CLEAR.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 our crown of glory!! 👑
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90% of being an adult is this:
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That’s exactly why
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) profile picture𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohlerOct 29
Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.
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I love you while you’re small, I’ll love you when you’re tall. At any size you’re my little miracle.
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We need a remake of this game. Better graphics, options to use real money like most games today and maybe breeding mechanics to get weirder dogs
Memory Card (@MemoryCardFiles) profile pictureMemory Card
@MemoryCardFilesOct 26
Nintendogs | Nintendo DS - 2005
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Imagine being a conspiracy theorist for 10 years, getting called crazy by your entire family, and then the Pentagon releases a fucking survival plan.
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Ultrasound appointment is next Thursday
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