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*That* nine-dart leg with Italian commentary 🇮🇹😂
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Gotta be a 3 bull finish soon surely 😂 #wcdarts
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Clemens!!! 🙌 🎯
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Ooft Clemens!!!
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"Oh, just one more thing, ma'am. You said the ice cream machine was broken. Gee, that's funny because I was just in there and saw the McFlurrys looked fine."
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Diamonds Smith lol #GrandSlamofDarts
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Thanks for the chat @GarthMDarkplace @MrHolness Garth Marenghi: ‘Many writers cite me as an influence ... and I will be suing them all’ theguardian.com/books/2022/o…
Garth Marenghi: ‘Many writers cite me as an influence ... and I will be suing them all’

Garth Marenghi: ‘Many writers cite me as an influence ... and I will be suing them all’

After changing horror for ever with his TV series Darkplace, the dream weaver and horror novelist disappeared for two decades. Now he returns with a chilling new novel, TerrorTome, and some strong...

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Important 👇
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Badass frog gives the middle finger trib.al/gjqPafD
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Senior Policy Advisor - Economic Risks (HM Treasury)

ALT Senior Policy Advisor - Economic Risks (HM Treasury)

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In honor of Blink-182's reunion, here's the best cake ever from The Great British Bake Off.
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Yesss Aspinall #WorldGrandPrix
please work please please please
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Jerry’s apartment hallway can’t exist. My entire childhood was a lie. – at Queens, NY
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Remember Chucky? This is what he looks like now.
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OK but good luck getting him out of there
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Ooft Dvdb!!! 🎯
in 1086, the first ever english census of landholders and property was completed. the recorded names of landholders in the original manuscript include: -Ælfric the pig -Hugh the ass -Thorgot -Hwelp -Humphrey Goldenbollocks -Snot -Snoterman -Gyrth -Robert the bastard
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