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Why’s y’all final act of love always trying to one up someone? No wonder y’all hearts/souls don’t get what y’all truly want/need.
Danny Ocean retweeted
she subbing somebody but he #StillBeat
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every twitter user has a 'secret lore' which can only be inferred through quiet notifications from them for liking your posts. oftentimes these moments say more about them than all their original posts combined.
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The thing about being considerate is you notice how largely inconsiderate most ppl are
Danny Ocean retweeted
if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax
Danny Ocean retweeted
Women’s only version of a nigga taking accountability in a relationship is kissing their ass
Y'all don't know how to use your victimhood and incompetence as an opportunity for personal development. Instead, it's an excuse to lecture people who are capable and possess common sense. Your inadequacy is a You Problem. Repair your inadequacy.
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You gotta grow up and learn summo if you think fuckin her good gon keep her around or make her stay anybody can please your bitch !😂 Its all good tho I used to think that shi made me special too lol
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Udonis Haslem says him and Dwyane Wade used to fight for rebounds during their time in Miami🤣
UD: “anytime you see me look up during the game — I’m looking at how many minutes I got and how many rebounds I got in those minutes. That’s why I used to hit his (Wade) head when he used to come get my rebounds. I’m taking him out…I’ll let it go out of bounds first before none of us get it”
D-Wade: “We used to fight a little bit. I’m coming from weakside — I’m trying to start the break…I can’t say nothing because he’s supposed to be down there, UD would be like ‘hey you not getting paid for this, get your a** out of here’”
(@wynetwork)
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Anytime a woman said “I’m not good at texting” I just assumed she wasn’t interested, lmao cause what part aren’t you good at the reading part or the spelling part 😭
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Backboard shattered so crazy, it sounded like the beginning of Stone Cold’s entrance music
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gotta just say "thank u" and keep it pushing -@DrakesKeeper
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Making sex an experience is a lost art. Mfers wanna come over and just look at each other then start fucking. You gotta melt me out MY drawls.
























