I am costrafobik Darren. retweeted
I am watching ARMAGEDDON (1998) for the first time, alone, with wine, and I have to say I don’t think I’ve ever been this invested in straight male culture before. I am ROOTING for these blokes, these brave geezers.
It’s almost like we hold men in positions of power to a different standard than their victims who are expected to go through hell/ jump through hoops/ relive the entire event/ unpack trauma/ endure further abuse and whataboutary from faceless avatars online and the media.
Jesus, this submarine thing is awful. Feels like every disaster movie where a rich idiot comes to some untimely end in manner of The Lost World.
I hate that sounds like I’m speaking Ill of the dead. I’m not, it just feels like a bloody plot line of a disaster film.
Throwback to the iconic Margaret and Stuart Baggs moment there (RIP) #theapprentice
I think it’s clear Claude does not give a fuck about hair #TheApprentice
I am costrafobik Darren. retweeted
What an icon #theapprentice
Hermes on the floor HERMES ON THE FLOOR KAREN! #TheApprentice
Claude has regrouped to absolutely destroy them #TheApprentice
Updating CV to read “massive team player” #theapprentice
Dog house and dog eat dog. DRINK DRINK DRINK #Theapprentice
Just realised those sour faced women were from @waitrose. Pretty poor brand ambassadors, they just came across as unkind. #theapprentice
Obsessed with the fact the three women of the dog food panel all dress in whimsical, folksy fashions which betray their hard as fuckin nails, joyless personas #theapprentice
The paw brand looks like government rations #theapprentice
I would die for Louis the incredibly fluffy boy #theapprentice



