Fiction & Humor | Believes in Karma theory & Murphy's law | All photos are not mine | Link to my #vss365 tweets below.

Joined September 2009
"Sholmes, all the meditation cushions are gone...I #doubt the students can relax in the yoga session" "Not to worry Hatson. Geriarty is teaching them detachment" "By stealing their cushions?" "Indeed. He believes enlightenment begins when the furniture disappears" #vss365
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"Sholmes,every fish has vanished from the aquarium" "Search Geriarty鈥檚 house,Hatson" "But it鈥檚 #miles away" "He has a bathtub large enough to hold the evidence" "He stole the fish?" "Obviously.He wanted an audience that listens to his speeches without swimming away" #vss365
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"Sholmes, a dozen bicycles vanished from the park" "Geriarty, Hatson. He intends to cycle #miles away from the police" "But he can't ride a bicycle" "He's practising, mate" "On stolen bicycles?" "He's taking one for a test ride. The other eleven are training wheels" #vss365
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Have a super Saturday and great weekend friends 馃拹馃拹
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"Sholmes, the crown has vanished. I #doubt the guards were asleep" "Quite right, Hatson. Geriarty gave them comfortable chairs" "He wanted them to relax?" "He wanted them to stop standing between him and the crown" #vss365
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"Sholmes, every bar stool is missing" "Geriarty is testing their #commitment, Hatson" "To what? Drinking while standing?" 鈥淧recisely. He believes a customer who can balance three drinks deserves an appreciation" #vss365
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"Sholmes, all the departure boards of the airport display the word 'Maybe' " "Geriarty is questioning passengers' #commitment to travel, Hatson" "But passengers need definite answers" "He wants them to develop emotional resilience before boarding,Hatson" #vss365
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饾様饾樁饾槼饾槩饾槶饾槳饾槬饾槱饾槩饾槼 饾槖 retweeted
When I make a whatsapp complaint, the app is taking me in circles asking the same question over and over again 馃馃槚
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"Sholmes, all the prices of menu dishes have disappeared" "Geriarty is #fueling a test of customer patience, Hatson" "How will people order?" "He wants the diners to guess the prices and appreciate the surprise when the bill arrives" #vss365
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"Sholmes, every painting in the gallery is hanging upside down" "Geriarty is #fueling an artistic movement, Hatson" "What movement?" "He wants critics to spend hours explaining why the mistake is actually brilliant" #vss365
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Have a wonderful Wednesday friends 馃拹馃拹
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"Sholmes,the librarian is #nervous. Every bookmark has disappeared" "Geriarty is our culprit,Hatson" "Why do that?" "He wants readers to abandon their books and buy his invention" "What is it?" "A bookmark that reads the story aloud including the pages you skipped" #vss365
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"Sholmes, the lifeguard is #nervous All the pool ladders have vanished" "Geriarty,Hatson" "But why?" "He's teaching swimmers the true meaning of being stuck" "Will he charge them to get out?" "Of course.His new business plan.. Swimming is free,you pay to get out" #vss365
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