@mlstrat

attorney! love: sports (f1, pga, football, basketball, tennis), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine

 washington, d.c.
Joined May 2022
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we need to discuss the parking situation in nashville, tennessee
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An insane and deeply troubling story from @semaforben semafor.com/article/10/25/20…
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two missed butker FGs… blue wave indicator
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7@zithekydOct 24
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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i would like to be as competent at anything in my life as JSN is at football
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drew@ImNotOwned20h
This dude being 29 and looking exactly like Ron Desantis is killing me
Joe Mitchell
@joemitchelliowaOct 24
Lindsay James missed over half of her votes in the Iowa legislature. When she did show up, she was voting to give illegal aliens welfare and men in women's sports. Now, she wants a pay raise and a job promotion to bring her Portland, Oregon values to Iowa.
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Shafeeq
@Y2SHAFOct 25
Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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They opened a gate to Oblivion in Chattanooga last night
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@cachedeposits22h
i can feel my brain allocating lifelong storage to this post and i’m not happy
zam
@zamdotethOct 25
I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
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my mom is 70 today and our hearts are so full
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really feeling left out of the discourse by having never been to the cheesecake factory 🥲
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This is actually what college football is all about
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@emily_pontiffOct 24
Just watched a UCF tailgater earnestly ask a BYU fan “well, would you want to shotgun a soda?” 😭
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Helicopter landing on Jon Lovetts front lawn: “I need you for one last punch up”
Patrick Svitek
@PatrickSvitekOct 24
Obama in Ohio says Trump has "got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory"
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 23
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have unionized.
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no one is doing it like my mother (tone indicator: reproachful)
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resolved to be better at responding to texts in the last quarter of the year so now i take these little 5-10 breaks throughout the day and call it “catching up on my correspondence”
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there’s a dormant feeling of nirvana inside of me that is only activated when i roam the aisles of a suburban target very late at night. i leave an hour and a half later, $157 poorer, unsure exactly of what happened during the fugue state
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the love is blind guy is conventionally attractive
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NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union
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my mom’s surgery was three days ago. i haven’t done anything strenuous. why am i still exhausted
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unghhhhhhh
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