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@shaunski78 @mmeltrez @Thrillist @SeatGuru what is "whinni go?"

I'd you start "Journey to the Island" from Jurassic Park right when you leave, it lasts the exact length of the Fisher Island ferry ride. – at Fisher Island, FL

You know you live in Florida when you ask your friend if he has and extra ID and he's like "Well, there's my Concealed Weapons Permit."

Best place to spend Valentines Day in Miami? Metrorail, duh.

M@flarenfest [email protected]

From @kaufsports: "Two...challenging jobs in America this week: PR manager for David Patraeus and Miami Marlins ticket agent."

@OnlyOurCouches Who is doing your tweets?

15 minutes in and out at Miami Beach's 53rd precinct. I waiting longer for my sandwich at Publix. #voting #florida #miamidade

My review of "Tom Wolfe Gets Back to Blood." miamibeach411.com/news/tom-w… via @MiamiBeach411 @TomWolfeMovie @ojcorral

Leave it to a Hurricane to put things in proper perspective. Thank you @ericwinston

@OnlyOurCouches Great live tweets here. Who did them?

@OnlyOurCouches you may want to try "live" tweeting if you're having some sort of "event."

God dammit, @c895radio. I gotta get up and teach a class in 5 hours but Nocturnal Transmission has me hooked

If any of you know Melanie Trezona, please tell her to stop taking "meltrez" as a username. This mmeltrez shit ain't cool

Wow. I haven't had this much hate in years. Lighten the fuck up people!