@mmmarkpatrick

writer - filmmaker - coach sluggish - lazy - stupid - incredibly concerned

 Toronto, Ontario
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Joined February 2021
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pretending like i didn’t get my lazy ass here seven hours late
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this did make yesterday a little better 🥰
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survivor 51 casting: no uglies! survivor 51 cast: no women!
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what am I meant to do with my week off now though fr should I try and go somewhere else 👀✈️
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or what if there’s some clerical issue with the online form they make you submit to get into the UK now and you get denied so your flight just took off without you? What THEN? 🥲
Mark Patrick
@mmmarkpatrickOct 16
and what if I said I was in london at the end of the month, what then
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but not to worry bc your flight was non refundable and your niece and nephew will have another first birthday I’m sure
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worst day ever but it’s still wednesday 🍰
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will ABSOLUTELY be deleting this later
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🪐🪐
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me, a historian, documenting the before
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this changed me as a person in 2013
Gene Park
@GeneParkOct 17
underrated part of this scene is how the camera work goes from steady to shaky because the camera crew was struggling not to lose it too
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Mark Patrick
@mmmarkpatrickOct 9
feeling fine this fall friday 🍂
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you can totally see everything
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zion*sm likes stealing all my 90s sitcoms almost as much as it likes stealing land
sleepwalker@sl33pw4lkrOct 18
larry david boomer crashout over israel was not on my bingo card
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and what if I said I was in london at the end of the month, what then
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does that explain the esdeekid a little ⏬
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made 5 tunes while ye tucked up snoring
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ooo - honey - girl - security
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feel like making some enemies these days fr
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