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Jes

@mmmyfe

✨ parody tweets @mike_Gordon

 Rhode Island, USA
Joined February 2012
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Before and after the dog park
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Little penguin couple holding hands at the beach in South Africa
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Eu simplesmente amo esse vídeo, já devo ter repostado umas 5 vezes, mas dane-se esse video é perfeito
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me too sad little vending machine
Image from horse dentist (@equine__dentist)
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A roughly 210-year-old maple tree in Daejeon, South Korea, with a stunningly brilliant autumn foliage. [📹 foto_ycy]
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Algumas estrelas-do-mar podem nascer com defeitos congênitos que as deixam quadradas.
Image from ACERVO (@AcervoCharts)
Image from ACERVO (@AcervoCharts)
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This dude doesn’t give a FUCK
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My brain at 3am:
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🚨: You're looking at a nuclear explosion photographed taken less than one millisecond after detonation.
Image from The Astronomy Guy (@astrooalert)
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The puppy was happily playing at daycare until he realized his family was there to take him home.
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ISO 2 tickets for Monday
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A baby goat practices it’s charge but cat thought it was asking for cuddles
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Has anyone figured out how to jump timelines yet
Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews) profile pictureJonathan Pie
@JonathanPieNewsApr 7
Did I accidentally shove a fistful of LSD up my arse or did this really happen?
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If I were rich I could become Batman and save us all. Just sayin #sponsorme #wonderfultoys
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Would
Science girl (@sciencegirl) profile pictureScience girl
@sciencegirlApr 7
NASA’s coffee cup, designed to not spill in zero gravity
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Jes retweeted
NASA (@NASA) profile picture
NASA
@NASAApr 7
Replying to @alltooriah
Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps
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Aryan (@chinchat09) profile picture
Aryan
@chinchat09Apr 4
Replying to @PopBase
"It was a spectacular moment" - Commander Reid Wiseman, Artemis
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Which Allen Ginsberg poem is this
Shane Cashman (@ShaneCashman) profile pictureShane Cashman
@ShaneCashmanApr 4
Headless human bodies, infinitely cloned mice, schizophrenic crackheads, alien hybrid breeding programs, a vampire in Singapore, swords attached to drones, Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing husband, 200-year-old tortoise caught up in a crypto scam, Artemis II crew locked inside a big soda can, $23 million toilet breaks in fake space, two crows eat Rapunzel’s hair, Lindsey Graham drinks blood at Disney to celebrate war, 14-year-old runs for governor in Vermont, Gucci Mane kidnapped, influencer kidnapped herself at gunpoint, scientists plotting to kidnap asteroids, slaughterhouse theft rings on the rise because cow gallstones are worth more than gold, missing U.S. airman in Iran, F-35 crash in Nevada, flying saucer over Philadelphia, giant robots battle in Detroit, robot centaurs in China, portals to Waffle House, and they want to put pig semen in your eye to cure cancer—how was your week?
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Image from eli ⸆⸉ (@comebacktomeeli)
Fuck Every Word 2.0 (@fckeveryword) profile pictureFuck Every Word 2.0@fckeveryword1 Apr 2019
fuck scooter
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