Southern Mod Dad THOUGHTS

I think cutting grass and listening to this at max volume is the twitter account personified

I'm about 1 year away from wearing crocks not just for lawn care or walking the dog but like out in public and I yurn for this last strand of give a shit to be cut

Dadcore sessions feat Bob Baker youtu.be/qHsq7e2coNw

In these scary times it's hard to find a good feeling but ruthlessly crushing your child in "Yoshi's Crafted World " is still pretty nice

Dadcore covers of songs I love "Ceremony " New Order youtu.be/0hPQo_Ttk1k

Literally just shook my fist at it but people still shooting fireworks tonight deserve a gnarly rash on their dangly bits

You get to that point to where after yardwork both mowing and cutting privet between you and neighbors fence. Even though you were stoned in class at community college you still in your mind say "'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'

I ordered natural sausage casings on amazon today to make homemade chorizo. Not because I needed Chorizo for any reason but I wanted two hours not being bothered in kitchen and to listen to football podcast or to cry a little.

I'd never have admitted then, through my rebellious early teenage years I tried to dye my hair baby blue. It was because I had a poster of Dale Murphy in the old blue Braves uni. It was the coolest thing I owned till buying the Pixies Doolittle on tape at thrift shop

I just really really really dont trust seedless watermelons

on driving home from work I heard Vibraphone bumper music durning All Things Considered on @ALPublicRadio and decided I liked it.