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The So Kids Can and @MSEFndn 'Starting Lineup Sweepstakes' winner got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to announce our starting lineup and did an amazing job. Thanks to everyone who joined @EITMonline and donated in support of @Fight4Children last month! #ALLCAPS
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the concept of 10 year old cole hutson logging on to tweet lebron is filthy is killing me
Ask and ye shall receive: Caps Guess The Tweet, Part ✌️ #ALLCAPS
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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RT @PopBase: Lula has been elected President of Brazil for a fourth term, defeating Jair Bolsonaro.
its been 3 seasons since i watched love is blind but wanted to see what everyone was talking about how its especially bad this season and oh god theres sooo something wrong with all of these people
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i hate when the conservatives get together and im like they're cute but probably both evil people but i cant stop being happy for them bc thats how its edited to make me want them to be happy 😭
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im glad nobody overreacted
game is over let’s go to bed
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“beacon of LGBTQ representation in the NHL” im crying
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i'm sure some of jesus' followers at the time were also older than him it's fine
27 years old streaming olivia rodrigo whispering "she's god..." after every song
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concerned by the line placement here that seems to imply washington dc is in between maryland and pennsylvania
Have you been to your State‘s most popular attraction?
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goalie penalties are so funny to me… we cannot take the goalie from his net so we must imprison one of their innocent friends
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“6 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 6 healthy and competent capitals defensemen
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LALAS REACTION TO HALEYS OPENING PACKAGE IS TAKING ME OUTTTT😭 #bb28
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ur so funny papa, pls never go bald #dwts
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THANK YOU #dwts
wait i hope the eliminated pros do some sort of video of alan abandoning them for the week #dwts
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i've said it before i'll say it again. Val's biggest problem is he now thinks HE'S the celebrity, the biggest draw in his pairings. When you get too big for your britches, it's time to go. #dwts
I think this is EXACTLY the difference!
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OH MAN im glad hes okay but god
Vincent Desharnais has had an appendectomy, per the Capitals. He will miss 4-6 weeks.
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Listen, the statements "autistic people are instantly disliked for being autistic" and "autistic people are sometimes assholes" can both be true but you really gotta internalize the first before the second. If you never make any effort to understand then the asshole is you.
Highly anecdotal and possibly bad take but most of the people I’ve known who used “people just don’t like me because I’m autistic!” actually very clearly had something else Going On
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my dream job to be on tv chopping it up and being a hater with my bestie. and getting paid for it
Randy and Drew read the Brady Tkachuk chants on air 😭
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does leno need real glasses what is it with him getting insanely close to things 😭
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I need them to make it to the end idc 😭 #dwts
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