@monkeyspiit

parasocial parasite in the pancreas of a doopid girl. I also draw sometimes. banner by @Vtuber_Hachi !

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Joined December 2015
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fit and glasses combo kinda giving Fio from Metal Slug 2day
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ky ⛧@DYKEDIVISI0NOct 25
your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be american rock band my chemical romance
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One of the old ladies I work with just called my body "tight" ..should I show her how it feels to be loved mexicanly?
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Replying to @Vheed44
@Vheed44 Why don't you pee in your pants then suck the pee out of the fabric
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niko@nikoxbenetOct 23
Trisha Paytas got to see MCR front row AND her awful in-laws blow up their marriage within 24 hours. I wish to also achieve such heights of euphoria like that someday….
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not hard enough I guess
monkey spit@monkeyspiit18 Sep 2024
do you think she beats him
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Ethan should not even address any of this and just announce a new show co-hosted by Justin Roiland
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Soulja Boy
@souljaboy20 Oct 2012
family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol
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willy joe@ManipulateThisOct 22
I know it sounds like I’m lying but there’s a dead guy strapped to a rocket while the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders dance at the My Chemical Romance concert #mcrla
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monkey spit going to the my chemical romance concert tonight!! fork found in kitchen!!
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the creepy sleepy build or whatever they say I guess
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frightplings
@funplingsOct 20
You Can Draw Anything
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I genuinely do think I’m better than the people who watch stuff like this
N3onhub@gjrasmith6lOct 16
N3on revealed his favorite song in front of Drake’s girlfriend and the other Goth House girls, leaving them all in complete DISBELIEF at his unexpected music taste 🖤🤘
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when customers come up to the bar and show me their ID unprompted but they were born before 1995 like it's okay bro I believe you're old enough
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they gave m. bison a foot fetish so they can introduce juri in the sequel
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the street fighter movie was good and most bad reviews are from people who don't know how dumb the actual lore is in the games and I will stand by this...... also Cody Rhodes is a great actor
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Krana-kler@TheChroNiklerOct 16
If you watch all 4 movies to 100% completion you unlock the Yoko Ono Nightmare Mode
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 15
Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Ronald 💐@CameOutSwingingOct 14
Yes babe I have arfid but pussy is one of my safe foods
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Back on my glp-1 after being off for three weeks so my last meal before my shot was like a dog's final meal before it gets put down
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Frankie🪆Fey
@frankiefeyOct 14
.@TuckerCarlson we need to talk.
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Dean Norris
@deanjnorrisOct 12
Oh my God! Was working just found out about RJ I am heartbroken Though RJ didn’t play my TV son, I always looked out for him as a young kid on set. He was a sweetheart of a young man and will be greatly missed. This is so heartbreaking, I can’t believe it. Thinking of him and his family. 💔💔💔💔💔💔
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