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Started playing #RivalsofAether a few months ago and now that I've reached masters rank with #Clairen I've put together a video of some of the combos I landed along the way. Hope you enjoy!
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My dreams of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.
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I'm just the kinda guy that always sort of needs to pee but could hold it for a while longer if I have to 🤷
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Me and the homies swapping hella nudes before this gender swap Snapchat filter goes away 💯💯💯💯
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How do you even get pregnant accidentally lol even if you have unprotected sex it's not that hard to pee and clear all the swimmers out before they reach your heart
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Starbucks barista with pronouns and Skrillex cut: uh it's actually called a venti not a "large". How many pumps of genderfluid do you want in it?
Me:
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I wonder if damn Daniel would cry if he could see what I've become
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12:15 AM: Hell nah I ain't gay
1:30 AM: okay I am... 😈
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*parts your labia and pushes back your clitoral hood*
It's ok lil buddy you can breath now 🥺
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When she appreciates the little things about you 🥺🥺🥺🥺 instead of saying "ew why is it so small" 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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*amac vanishes*
*Hundreds of kilometers away I stop what I'm doing and my ears perk up*
"Something's not right..."
*I drop everything and sprint East*
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The hardest opponent you'll ever face is me. The arousal I get from a frustrating loss is second only to the pride boner I get from a well fought victory.
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Life goals
-join army
-war crimes
-go jail
-suck some dick 😛
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On God I see the code when I play. if I wasn't illiterate it would be over for every one of you
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Just unlocked fast travel who wanna hang out a couple seconds from now
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Day 6 of being bald: someone asked me what I'm thinking about and I said everything