'23 World's Best Short-Short Story Winner (@SoutheastReview), BSF ‘25. Nom. 7x BOTN/5xPushcart. @jjournalnyc/@pleiadesmag, etc. Girl Friday of @rickdowlearn. 💗

Montanan living elsewhere
Joined February 2021
If nothing else, AI has cured me of my imposter syndrome. Nobody who still writes or creates the old-fashioned way should ever again question their own legitimacy as an artist
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How many guys named Josh do you think are aware that their name means Jesus?
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Been submitting this wacky, hyper-specific overshare of a 3-page poem that I love so much for over a year now—only to dream mags, which is part of why it took so long. So glad I persevered. It’ll be out November 1st! 😃
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Before Christa McAuliffe’s shuttle exploded on live TV, I wanted to be an astronaut. I also wanted to be a ballerina and a figure skater, & thought I could do all 3–that’s another story. Just here to say that a film about the Hubble telescope brought me to tears yesterday 🥹🥲
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Despite my inconstant gardening, this pothos has grown four feet in as many months, and it makes me happy. Today is a beautiful day 🍃 🍁 🩵
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Francesca Leader retweeted
How To Train Your Dragon Fruit
Ruin a movie by adding a word. I'll start The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction
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Ruin a book by adding a word: Orlando, Florida
Ruin a movie by adding a word. I'll start The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction
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Francesca Leader retweeted
there’s no quick path to success as a writer. unfortunately there’s no long, slow path either
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Francesca Leader retweeted
why do i love clarice lispector? why did i write a book on her work? because she writes things like this…
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I want you to kiss me in front of a burning data centre 🔥♥️
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What happens when I go out on a humid day without my leave-in conditioner 😆 Happy Saturday 🦁
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Francesca Leader retweeted
In Japan, for about a thousand years, a grown woman with white teeth looked unfinished, even a little barbaric. The custom was called ohaguro. Girls blackened their teeth when they came of age or married, and from then on black teeth marked them as adults. Court nobles, samurai, courtesans and geisha did it too. The dye was made at home. Pieces of iron were left to soak in tea or vinegar until the liquid turned the color of rust. Then powdered gall from sumac leaves went in, and the mixture turned black. It was warmed and painted on one tooth at a time with a soft feather brush. The great woodblock artist Kitagawa Utamaro made a print of women doing exactly this. According to the dental museum of Japan’s Kanagawa Dental Association, the warm liquid smelled so bad that married women blackened their teeth before their husbands got up. When they traveled, they carried an instant powder version. The look usually came with shaved eyebrows. The British diplomat Algernon Mitford, who met Emperor Meiji in 1868, described the 16-year-old emperor with blackened teeth and shaved eyebrows. Foreigners struggled with it. Ernest Satow, who came to Japan at 18 in 1861, was shocked by the black teeth of the geisha he met in Osaka. In 1870 the new government banned ohaguro for the nobility, but people kept doing it. In March 1873 the empress stopped blackening her teeth, and ordinary women slowly followed. By the 1920s the custom had almost disappeared.
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"PJ had read about a Waffle House disaster scale. Green, business as usual. Yellow, limited service. Red, big trouble. He wondered where they were on that scale." mrbullbull.com/newbull/flash…
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I was searching for someone I could not name, who would arrive as if written by the rain, ballastjournal.com/sean-thom…
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“A Romantic Weekend” by Mary Gaitskill “The Half-Skinned Steer” by E. Annie Proulx “Featherweight” by Sterling Holy White Mountain “Face Time” by Lorrie Moore “Rashomon” by Ryunosuke Akutagawa
The Five Greatest American Short Stories: Ernest Hemingway, “The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber” Flannery O’Connor, “A Good Man is Hard to Find” William Faulkner, “A Rose for Emily” Edgar Allan Poe, “The Cask of Amontillado” Herman Melville, “Bartleby, the Scrivener”
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Hard to overstate how much I enjoyed @andrewbertaina’s story “Princes and Paupers” in the summer issue of @FrictionSeries. I stumbled across it on the shelf of my local B&N a few weeks back. The way Andrew blends domestic realism with fairytale magic in this story is incredible.
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P.S. - Am I the only one noticing that posts touting the publications of other writers I admire get way less traction than posts about my own publications? I don’t understand this. Dear algorithm, I’d appreciate it if you’d do a bit more to help me uplift others ….
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So beyond happy to share that I landed a spot in Brown Hound Press!😃 The new story coming out next month means so much to me, because it’s a lot longer than most of the pieces I’ve published, and I fought REALLY hard to get it right 😊
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Definitely my least favorite of the 4 or 5 rejections I’ve gotten in the last month 🙄 “Best of luck” is the coup de grâce 🤦‍♀️ I mean, are there still people out there who don’t realize how passive-aggressive that statement sounds? 😆
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Francesca Leader retweeted
my favourite Anne Carson poem
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