father of two and bald since 15

Houston, TX
Joined July 2026
Has there been a better defensive play in Astros postseason history? 7 years ago. We love Uncle Mike.
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Gary Oldman giggling at farts dubbed into his movies, then laughing 'til the tears roll down his cheeks, may well be the happiest minute of your day!
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Shane Gillis is gonna have to strangle three kids to win their support
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We just hit 30 TICKETS SOLD 🤯 The Crackistanis are a force to be reckoned with. Let’s keep the numbers skyrocketing 🚀
6 Tickets (Crack Amico Diss) 🎟️
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A REALLY HARD UPDATE — I NEED HELP. ❤️‍🩹 I wish I were writing a different update, but the truth is, things are really bad right now. I’ve run into medical complications that I need to address, but because of my insurance situation, I’m being forced to put things off until I can get my coverage reinstated. What I thought might happen November 1 is now looking more like January 1. When you’re fighting cancer, being forced to wait because you can’t afford the care you need is a terrifying place to be. On top of everything, Charlotte isn’t doing well, and watching her struggle while I’m struggling myself is breaking my heart🥹🐶 I’m drowning financially, mentally, and emotionally. I’m trying so hard to keep fighting, keep going, and somehow hold everything together, but I’m exhausted. The medical bills, the uncertainty, the fear, and the financial pressure have become more than I know how to manage alone. I’m putting my pride aside because I genuinely need help. I can’t keep pretending I’m okay when I’m not. If you’re able to donate, share this GoFundMe, repost it, or even just help spread the word, please know that it means more to me than I can explain. I know everyone has their own struggles, and asking for help is one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do. But right now, I need people in my corner more than ever. Thank you to everyone who has checked on me, donated, shared my story, and continued to show love to both Charlotte and me. I will never take that kindness for granted🙏 ❤️ I’m still fighting. I’m just at a point where I can’t do it all alone. gofund.me/0f25cbec9
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We could wish,right?
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It was Gary vs. Sam on this week’s #SternShow. Watch it now on @hbomax!
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Ari matti let’s fooooking gooooo
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Ari Matti at the Houston Improv 930 let’s fucking gooooooooo
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Duncan Trussell recorded this conversation with his mother while she was facing terminal cancer. What you’re hearing isn’t scripted. It isn’t performed. It’s a son sitting with his dying mother trying to hold onto every word before the words run out. And she, the one facing the end, is the one doing the comforting. That is what makes these conversations so extraordinary. Not the wisdom itself, as profound as it is. But who it’s coming from. A woman who had every reason to be consumed by her own fear choosing instead to spend what little time remained helping her son understand how to live without her. These recordings became the heart of The Midnight Gospel. And I always go back to watch it again. They remain some of the most honest conversations about death, love and what it means to be human ever put on screen…
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A lot of big words there, gaywad. Regardless, preference, private? Not gay at all bro
I understand this behavioral pattern of deflection, it’s okay to live in your truths, i will love you regardless of your preference & what you do in your private life. #WhoDey
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COOL GUY (Tom Segura Diss) Drops TODAY at 3pm EST 😎
🤖 Made with AI
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HOLLYWOOD SMOTHERS HIS WAY INTO THE ENDZONE TEXAS HAS THE LEAD!!!
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Replying to @G__Lowe
Yeah, no spoilers? Okay it’s about a group of gay dudes that go around doing gay guy stuff and decide to ride bikes but they’re actual bicycles. The main guy is really a woman and he/she likes touchin butts and the gay dudes are like eww bruh and they ride to the next town and orgy it up.
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Vrabel is no good when he’s limited to only having sex with his wife.
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Happy NFL Eve, everyone.
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Pretty sure Covid started from squishy stands in the mall
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