I’m addicted to a drug and it’s called maladaptive daydreaming

You’re gonna lose weight not on purpose and your cutest jeans are gonna sag on your ass and you’re gonna be simultaneously pissed but ecstatic

The feminine urge to post a selfie that’s 80% boobs covering the screen but being physically unable to

Whole family is sick too my turn is right around the corner

Hung out with 3 sick people today.

Mines on the left

Important things to do today

Ok I just learnt something geographically that I should’ve known my entire life and I’m really embarrassed I can’t even say what it is.

*girl who ignores any and all advances made towards her* I want a boyfriend

I used to make these!! As part of my job!! wtf!!

That time my bsf accidentally sent the door dasher a selfie

Found jobs to apply to that I actually want

GSW to the chest pulse is dropping fast book an OR immediately

When your therapist tells you to collage. Ok I’ll collage I guess