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Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
In honour of the Gladiators final, here’s my son doing all the moves during the opening titles.
For me, the plaster on his head, his sudden decision to get a unicorn to help him and his impression of Viper really add to it.
#GladiatorsFinal
Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
A sell out show to start the @xsmalarkey year at @53two - @Robbotron @jonny_pelham @simonlomas @MiaJaneLewis and @Tasha_Cluskey93 (not pictured alas) all made for a ridiculously good line-up: each one a belter :) Do come and support us this year if you can. We put on good shows!
Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
Let it be known: if you venture to @xsmalarkey with the intent of heckling & making the comedians life a misery, legend @TobyHadoke & team will return the favour & make sure that the biggest laughs are about you.
Keep your mouth shut, enjoy & respect the artists working! 💙💜
Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
I'm bringing @Interruptionsss at the end of the Fringe for a limited run (with tickets, you have to pay when the show is good), I've allocated zero tickets for industry, I'm not emailing press or agents, & I'm not hiring flyerers.
tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o…
ALT Interruption Show @ Hootenannies @ Apex, Hoot 4, Edinburgh Fringe Venue 108, 31-35 Grassmarket EH1 2HS, 23-27 August 18:20pm
Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
Unionion the union onion, mascot for the Japanese Trade Union Confederation, cheers up those having trouble at work.
Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
In honour of Guardians of the Galaxy in theaters Friday, here’s a screenshot of the time I forgot I had scheduled a COUPLES THERAPY session on a day we were shooting. #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3
Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
Hi @AvantiWestCoast just sat on one of your premium early morning trains that is almost empty. Staff tell me this is normal for a Monday. How about reducing your crazy fares & letting more people use #publictransport if you know you've priced yourselves out of the market?
Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
Nothing is real. Work isn't real. There's no sense of accomplishment in doing anything. Compensation is insufficient. Every industry is being sucked dry by private equity. Without a sense of security, humans can't make plans and without plans, people can't experience hope.
In Opinion
"The attitude of many Americans toward work appears to have changed during the long pandemic," Steven Rattner writes in a guest essay. "This new approach threatens to do long-lasting damage to economic growth and prosperity." nyti.ms/40sGXRu
Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
I don’t understand people who ask for good vibes when they’re having a tough time, i’m having a hard week & i want someone to drop a refrigerator on my head, just toss a whole piano at me then run a bus back & forth over the pile like a NORMAL PERSON
This evening my two year old daughter was sat on the loo, leaned back and an arch of piss soaked her pyjama bottoms and the toilet mat.... impressive. Made me jump a bit
"no mopping until you've finished your biscuit"
Added to the list of what I never thought I'd say to my child
Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
The easiest way to make money in comedy is to steal everyone's cameras from the back of the room
Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
Whenever a woman gets kicked out of a comedy club ‘just for laughing,’ she looks like this.
Hannah Dolan(Morris) retweeted
.@joelycett receives the Comedy Game Changer award, and gives an acceptance speech we are going to pretend we didn't hear #NationalComedyAwards