Marc Patterson-Mik

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Selling two adult weekend camping #tickets for @Carfestevent for face value. £163 each. DM me if youre interested. @achrisevans #CarFest

There IS so much fun in #Toffifee

#BlackMirror episode #Nosedive is oddly similar to #Community 's #MeowMeowBeenz

Great workshop with @PDWGroup today! Thanks to all the team

This #MakingAMurderer is #MakingMeAMad

I think if Miranda Hart and Keith Lemon had a baby, it would be the least funny human being ever

Cue the barrage of 'you know it's Christmas' comments now the #CocaColaAdvert has reared it's predictable head

I bloody love Jeff Goldblum #itvadverts

The #Fast&Furious films arent in the right order......

Tangfastics aren't really tangy anymore

Mary Berry is not the 74th sexiest woman in the world. FHM you are talking shit

Run round Central Park, fresh #NewYork bagel and put some washing on, all before 8:30 #winning

Im all for getting to know people in hostels, but dont try and help with my sudoku, ever. #getyourownbitch

Met a bartender in Philadelphia who worked at #PitcherandPiano last year #mindblown #newbestmate

The Weeknd are awesome. America is awesome. Life is awesome.

C ya l8r England

I feel weak today. I felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.

God NSync were good