I’m saddened to learn @spicequestlabs does not ship to Canada 😢
Stupid invisible lines
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Michael Perklin retweeted
One thing before I start: everything in this post is public information from my own docket. None of it is new, and I'm not revealing anything you can't already find in the court filings yourself.
The retrial just got pushed to April 26, 2027. The order came down today (Dkt. 300). My acquittal motion is still sitting there, undecided. I honestly don't know when this ends.
Prosecutors are supposed to protect American interests and go after people who broke the law. A jury deadlocked on the two most serious counts against me. And still SDNY won't stop, because this case was never just about me. It's about setting an example.
Don't take my word for it. Tara La Morte, the chief of SDNY's Illicit Finance and Money Laundering Unit, said it herself at a New York City Bar Association event (Law360, Feb. 23, 2024; filed on my docket as Doc. 25-2):
"We want the industry to take notice."
"What we're trying to do is sort of bring the industry into compliance, and I think Tornado Cash is an example of that."
An example. Out of a developer who wrote code.
At that same event, her deputy praised the government's blockchain-tracing partner, Chainalysis.
Here is what they didn't tell the audience. All of it is from the public docket in my case.
According to the trial transcripts, Chainalysis was running its OWN Tornado Cash relayer, and earning fees on the transactions flowing through it.
- Chainalysis's own lawyers admitted to "a relayer node that Chainalysis operated"; my subpoena sought documents on Tornado Cash relayer(s) "used from March to August 2022." (Dkt. 211)
- In open court, the prosecutor said it plainly: "I think the parties agree as to that part of the testimony, that the Chainalysis relayer earned fees." Same hearing: "there's zero evidence that the defendant was in any way aware that Chainalysis was running a relayer." (Dkt. 259, July 25, 2025)
So the company that helped trace my "criminal" transactions was itself profiting from Tornado Cash transactions, while I was prosecuted over software I helped create.
And when my lawyers subpoenaed them to testify?
- Chainalysis moved to quash. (Dkt. 211)
- The government backed them: "Your Honor, we agree with the position outlined in the motion." (Dkt. 255)
- The night before, prosecutors called Chainalysis's counsel. The judge asked point-blank: "Did you let them know that they were potentially subject to investigation or prosecution?" The answer: "We have discussed at a high level some of the issues surrounding the relayer with Chainalysis." (Dkt. 259)
- The Chainalysis witness took the Fifth. My lawyers learned about that call only afterward, from Chainalysis's own lawyer. (Dkt. 263)
The jury never heard any of it.
This spring, at the Bitcoin 2026 conference in Las Vegas, something happened that I still can't quite believe. The Acting Attorney General, Todd Blanche, and the FBI Director, Kash Patel, sat on a panel called "Code is Free Speech."
Think about that. The two top law enforcement officials in the country. Blanche told thousands of developers: if you're a coder and you're not the one committing the crime, "you are not going to be investigated and not going to be charged." He said the last administration's crypto cases were "outrageous attacks on the industry." Patel praised "the Chainalysises of the world" as FBI partners.
And when the moderator pointed at the elephant in the room, my case, Tornado Cash, Roman Storm, the Acting Attorney General called it a "lingering case" they are "continuing to deal with."
So here is my hypothetical question. If code is free speech, why am I still being prosecuted for writing it? And if the Chainalysises of the world are the partners, the same Chainalysis that ran its own Tornado Cash relayer and earned fees from Tornado Cash users, while I never did, why is it off the hook?
They made an example out of a developer for writing code. Their own vendor ran the same infrastructure, pocketed the fees, and got a phone call instead of a prosecution.
Sources 👇👇👇
Michael Perklin retweeted
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August 19, 2026 | 9:00 AM–12:00 PM ET
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Michael Perklin retweeted
The Coldcard entropy incident remidns us that strong crypto systems depend on strong operational processes.
Upcoming CryptoCurrency Security Standard (CCSS™) trainings are in Aug. for EMEA, Oct. for APAC, and Nov. for AMER.
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Michael Perklin retweeted
Catch our livestream on the Coldcard seed generation incident: youtube.com/live/q4BBjZLDzQo
Members of C4's CCSS™ Committee, @lopp, @mperklin, @forwardsecrecy, discuss entropy, secure key generation, and the security lessons highlighted by the incident.
The fact that @bandlegame is absolutely trolling its users this week is pretty….sweet…
Michael Perklin retweeted
The gov't theory in my case isn't about me. It's a template.
Under US v. Storm, "money transmitting" no longer requires custody or control of funds. Publishing code that others use is enough.
Who's in danger:
→ Every maintainer of open-source privacy, messaging, or crypto tools that any bad actor ever touches
→ Every operator of a financial service — DeFi or not — who learns some % of users are illicit and keeps operating. Knowledge alone becomes the crime
→ Every dev of immutable, self-custodial software, held to a duty to "stop" what is technically unstoppable
It's already working as designed. Michael Lewellen finished lawful crowdfunding software and can't publish it. He asked DOJ if he'd be prosecuted. Their answer, in federal court: we "cannot disclaim an intent to prosecute."
Finished code, sitting on a shelf. You don't need to be charged to be silenced.
And SDNY isn't done with me. Prosecutors want to retry me regardless — regardless of the hung counts, regardless of Van Loon, regardless of FinCEN's own guidance.
I've been fighting this for 3+ years. Legal defense at this level costs millions, and I can't do it alone.
If you write code, use privacy tools, or believe publishing software isn't a crime — this is your fight too.
Donate: freeromanstorm.com
Every retweet helps. Every dollar goes to the defense.
I’m a fan who was looking forward to Amazon’s new #Stargate series, and I’m disappointed to hear they cancelled it. #SaveStargate
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This is the biggest lie @google tells its users.
I feel like this checkbox must be Google's version of the elevator "Close Doors" button that don't actually do anything but make the user feel like they're doing something
In the world of sports prizes, dishware reigns supreme: cups or plates.
Olympic medals seem strange bc they're not dishware at all; they're metal discs?!
But if u think of them as golden breadplates or golden coasters then the world makes sense again
If you can hear someone’s words, and you can overhear their conversation… can you UNDERhear them too?
Michael Perklin retweeted
Dear Crypto Community & Privacy Advocates,
This is an urgent call: My trial begins July 14, and we’re facing a critical shortfall. I need to raise $500K in the next few days and $1.5M within a couple of weeks to sustain our fight - covering escalating legal fees, expert witnesses, and research as the case extends beyond the initial 2-week projection.
My team is working nonstop to defend code as free speech, protect software development , and push back against government overreach that threatens us all.
If you can help, please donate now - every contribution counts in this battle for our freedoms: freeromanstorm.com
This is urgent 🚨
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Thank you. 🙏
Dear Software Community, 🚀🔒
It's Roman Storm here. As my trial begins on July 14, we're facing an unexpected hurdle: ⚠️
What started as a planned 2-week trial is now expected to last 3-4 weeks due to complex legal arguments and unforeseen witnesses and evidence.
This means higher expenses for expert testimonies, thorough research, and my committed legal team. ⚖️💻
I'm pushing to raise an additional $1.5M as our updated fundraising target to sustain this fight. ⏰💰
Your support truly matters in safeguarding creativity and privacy from undue interference. 💡❤️
I'm truly grateful for all the support and love I've received during this ordeal.
Donate now: freeromanstorm.com
Please help me.
Michael Perklin retweeted
You don’t need to hack someone’s phone to impersonate them anymore
Welcome to the era of AI-powered deception.
Attackers no longer need control of your number. They don’t need your SIM. They just need a few seconds of your voice and a cheap caller ID spoofing tool.
That’s exactly what happened to White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles.
Her contacts received:
- Real-time phone calls using AI to mimic her voice
- Text messages asking for presidential pardon lists and cash transfers
- Conversations redirected to Telegram, all while sounding like her
And the kicker? These calls didn’t even come from her number. They came from unknown spoofed numbers. But with her voice on the other end, people believed it was her.
Now imagine if the attackers had paired this with SIM swapping. Same voice. Same number. Same identity.
That’s not science fiction. That’s a very real scenario.
Every executive. Every founder. Every investor. Anyone with influence is at risk. If your mobile security relies on legacy carriers, you're playing with fire.
Here’s how to fight back:
- Don’t trust caller ID - verify identity through a second channel
- Train your staff to recognize deepfake and AI voice attacks
- Stop using unsecured networks for sensitive communications
AI voice cloning + spoofing is the new social engineering toolkit. And it’s working.
What are you doing to protect your name, your number, and your voice?
#cybersecurity #aiattacks #voicecloning #simswap
Holy crap #blackmirror Common People is gut wrenching.
Ugh.
How can a show about such bad things be such good tv.













