@mpheaux

ndine nervz

 Pretoria, South Africa
Joined February 2021
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today an LLB graduate was born 🤺🤪
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NomaL@lungeIo16h
nkosiyami, what did we fucking do to deserve this
Mhana Fana
@MhanaFana18h
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got stung by a bee and my foot is still swollen and it still hurts 😔
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this bee stung me last night 😔. may i am still allergic 🕊️🕊️
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Mthigo@uMthigo_11h
These iPhones are frying our hands @Apple 😒
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habiba@444astraOct 26
last to come to office, first to leave. na me.
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✨@mercynamazzi1812h
Another humiliation ritual is asking for that annual leave that you’re entitled to.
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@b0yaviator14h
"send your account details" a grammatical masterpiece.
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Ma’Onana@0nw44414h
It’s not even Wednesday 😔
Nia 🌸@Niawins_Oct 26
Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday
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sijuadeeee🍒@ivy_263816h
Allowing someone else to cook your noodles is a high-risk gamble.
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guys bathini abazali benu xani nxibe i g-string?
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then you should've fetched her with your car.
umfoka bernard@_nkosinomusaOct 26
fetching your girl from the uber and she’s all chatty with the driver <<
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my previous company 🥹
uBHEBHE🇿🇦
@nokwandamhlong0Oct 26
Wait…some companies have birthday leaves !?? Like you just don’t come to work for certain cause it’s your birthday 🥺
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but besi pay.a ikaka but bebesihoyile shame 🥹
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palm tree🌴@TandileSNOct 26
My dad???!!!😭😭😭😭🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ He’s sick of me!
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When you see your co worker using the pen you lost last week.
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Nia 🌸@Niawins_Oct 26
Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday
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𝓤.@_fuego98Oct 26
Losing a fine nigga is painful asf 😔
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Zikho 🤍@Zic_mabz20h
Having to plan your own birthday 'cos awujoli <
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Maphanga Mbuso@MBSVUDUOct 26
Noma unamalini, yidle nentombi yakho. 😭😭😭
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 26
I don't wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life
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