Sustainable software engineer Mastodon: [email protected] Tech blog: https://xitter.cf/t.co/wjUxQ2aY6F Previously: @KAYAK @Amazon @Foodler

Boston, MA
Joined May 2007
Mike Vosseller retweeted
how do you all remember every UUID? I find it really hard. so I wrote them all down on every uuid dot com the list has fast search across all 2^122 values (so you can find your favorites) - hoping to add some social features like "trending UUIDs" soon!
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FLASHBACK: Nikki Haley in January: "The first party to retire its 80 year old candidate is going to be the one who wins this election."
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On behalf of the American people, I thank Joe Biden for his extraordinary leadership as President of the United States and for his decades of service to our country. I am honored to have the President’s endorsement and my intention is to earn and win this nomination.
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Making bad technical decisions to keep good relationships with people is a bane of software engineering in industry
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Francois Chollet: OpenAI has set back the progress towards AGI by 5-10 years because frontier research is no longer being published and LLMs are an offramp on the path to AGI
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Ross Ulbricht ran a massive drug smuggling and sex trafficking site on the dark web called "Silk Road" and is in prison for life. Next time a republican pretends to care about drug trafficking, tell them to stfu.
President Trump at the Libertarian convention: If you vote for me, I will commute the sentence of Ross Ulbricht on day one.
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I still really like the idea of graphql. I just so happen to have also experienced so much graphql-induced-trauma that I refuse to trust my feeling of liking it.
dont fall for the graphql psyop pushed by frontend devs it's pure lies
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Every once in a while I think about the insanity of HBR asking Seinfeld if McKinsey could have made him more efficient
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In all seriousness, are there any jobs left where you just build the software in peace?
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👀 Wow, found a gem on Reddit. SaaS owners, think about this pricing trick!
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Verifying Estimates
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Coco Gauff went from being a kid in the stands to a US Open champion. Anything is possible.
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Others have pointed this out, but this renaming is stepping on the exact same rake that got him ousted by PayPal. Wrote about this in my book
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Peter Yang
@petergyang23 Jun 2023
Tony Fadell co-created the iPhone. In his book, Build, he explains why product management and product marketing should be the same role. "Your messaging is your product. The story you're telling shapes the thing you're making." I've always believed this as someone who did both.
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It wasn't until I'd *taught* algorithms a few times that I finally understood why sorting is in the CS curriculum. Unfortunately, most curricula don't explain this! It is NOT because sorting is an important algorithm to learn to implement...
As a 41 year-old software developer do you know how many times I've had to manually implement QuickSort? Zero. Maybe we should test for more useful skills like taking a slow SQL query and optimizing it.
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Fake Apple Products, midjourney AI 1. Apple Jetpack
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ROGER MOORE is trending, so a good time to repost maybe the greatest celebrity story ever. #RogerMoore
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The IRS has quietly built its own prototype system to allow Americans to file tax returns digitally and free of charge, according to three current and former agency officials, essentially creating government software that could disrupt the industry. wapo.st/3pFsd4I
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The idea of portability in the 80s
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