Radio, comic illustrator, comedy.

Joined January 2009
He should be Bond. But I guess it’ll go to Lowden…
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Turn it off then?
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes the world is entering a cybersecurity crisis and doesn't think he'll be able to prevent ChatGPT from helping cause it. "I no longer think we’re going to be able to just patch all the bugs."
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Got 2 tickets for Soul II Soul tonight at Sheffield City Hall. Would anyone be interested in buying them? 🙏 Bought through TicketMaster so can be transferred instantly. Please drop me a direct message if you'd like them. Thanks
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Yay, we have to drive further away therefore emitting more pollution! Yay, the local kids won’t have more jobs! Yay, the local economy will remain stagnant! Etc 🤩
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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If the Bond reveal ends up being one of the guys on the leaked shortlist isn’t that a little bit sad? Feels like we can’t enjoy new things without being prepped nowadays…
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Who leaked that the auditions are this weekend? Cos if they can’t keep a lid on that how can they keep other stuff secret?!
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Mystery Man
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For those mocking the PM for going on Gogglebox: It's for Stand Up to Cancer. For those mocking his tattoo: It's the Manchester Bee, done after the Manchester Arena Attack, where 22 died and 100's more were injured.
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If he’s genuinely in this shortlist then this fella has my vote.
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Why not @PatrickGibson00 for Bond? He did an amazing job with the game.
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“We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.”
Javier Milei has ruled out military action to seize the Falkland Islands from Britain. 🔗:telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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Waiting for the day when one of these reporters flips. The whole world will cheer.
Trump: We were in the midst of negotiating and a lot of stupid people said why aren’t you putting Russian sanctions— Collins: But you said you didn’t give anything for his release Trump: If I didn’t do that, you wouldn’t have him coming back. Collins: So you did give something. Trump: You don’t know anything. You’re fake news CNN. Collins: You’re saying you lifted the sanctions in exchange for his release? Trump: You don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re a low IQ person. You’re a dummy.
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Few facial expressions for my project…
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Excuse me in advance. What the actual fuck is this?!
🇮🇪 The Irish state has published an advert discouraging grandparents from hugging their grandchildren, as part of a campaign designed to promote "consent".
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I can’t see Jacob Elordi as 007 but I can see Jack Lowden.
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4 Extra Points is staying online. They’re not axing it completely! Or have I got this wrong?
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I hope you're staying dry on this wet miserable Tuesday 🌧 🌦 🌂
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This is quite random but has anybody invested in Space X and how has it done so far?
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Just seen the ‘Hitler is cool’ thing. Stop giving these ‘influencers’ oxygen. If nobody clicks, listens, watches, shares, they’ll have to get a proper job like their piers.
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In the past few months I’ve built my first app and produced my first podcast. Honestly, can anybody get their head around the analytics?! 😵‍💫
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