
Lurking on Twitter, posting on Threads as @andylorek
San Francisco, CA
Joined February 2008
- Tweets11K
- Following330
- Followers178K
- Likes2.7K
Andy Lorek retweeted
Elon Musk endorses Joe Biden for re-election fortune.com/2023/08/21/elon-…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This tweet is not a headline for the attached article, which describes Twitter’s plans to remove headlines from article links.
This tweet is intended as satire to showcase the flaws of this new Twitter implementation.
fortune.com/2023/08/21/elo…
The pseudocode my children run on:
10: Find new Thing
20: Take Thing to new Place for important reason
30: Deposit Thing at Place
40: GOTO 10
50: Play with Thing at Place – at San Francisco, CA
TIL that the London Underground is evolving its own species of mosquitoes, exhibiting different behaviors from surface dwelling mosquitoes. There are even genetic differences between mosquitoes in different rail lines. – at San Francisco, CA
I’m listening to an 80s playlist and my 4yo daughter keeps asking “What’s this song about?”. I tell her it’s about “a boy who loves a girl” but really most of them are about doing copious amounts of cocaine. – at San Francisco, CA
Andy Lorek retweeted
You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the transgression of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵is un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liquid pain, the song of re̸gular expression parsing will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful the final snuffing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL IS LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ichor permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼OO NΘ stop the an*̶͑̾̾̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e not rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ
[peers out a crack in the curtains]
“Children, come look! It’s the bright star from the tales of yore!”
“Is is dangerous daddy?”
“No child, not according to legend. Come, let us frolic on the backyard astroturf like our ancestors once did!” – at San Francisco, CA
Counterpoint: tall people will be better able to catch and eat the short people in the coming climate apocalypse
nytimes.com/2023/01/01/opini… – at San Francisco, CA
Lololololol
washingtonpost.com/technolog… – at San Francisco, CA
Andy Lorek retweeted
I regret to inform you that the JavaScript that was going to completely rewrite Twitter Search including the ranking algo will not in fact be shipping. I know this comes as a shock.
As much as I’m enjoying Elon’s highly public flitting from one disaster to the next, I’m *loving* the ex-Twitter old dude commentary. – at San Francisco, CA
Andy Lorek retweeted
We at least should have a hunger games cannon for all these journalist suspensions.
Andy Lorek retweeted
My next NFT is Bored Pink Gorilla Steampunk Ted Cruz. Special today at 200k. Proceeds will help to redirect caravans to the Hamptons
Andy Lorek retweeted
👀 @elonmusk (Great person. Please do not ban this bot.) is no longer following @bariweiss












