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mattt

@mrtgsy

vaya con dios.

 Guernsey
Joined September 2011
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Driving on the pavement is illegal, except when... *checks notes* ... overtaking a cyclist. Got it ✅
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Thanks for the valuable head’s up.
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“Bonjour? Oui, ç'est Toto ici... nous voudrions une mot....”
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wth Sarah.
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Can we agree #Guernsey's roads are small, our cars are too big and driving on the pavement is a mostly acceptable (albeit illegal) convenience if done safely which of course doesn't include WHEN THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDESTRIANS ON IT
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Goodnight my friend. Thanks for everything 😖 x RIP Frankie, 2007-2022 💔
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Guernsey news headlines are a real rollercoaster at the moment.
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If you're looking for somewhere to go in France, this place is fucking shit bollocks.
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Maybe people should instead be asking "How many oceans are there?" 🤦‍♂️
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#motivation #greatdoingyoure
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