@mrtimlong

Simpsons Writer/ Man of Peace

 LA/ NY
Joined December 2010
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CONVERSATION I JUST HAD: ME: Two Thin Mints please GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20! ME (gentle): Um, that’s not a savings GIRL SCOUT (NOT gentle): NO ONE SAID IT WAS ... ME: Four boxes would be great.
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Tim Miller
@TimodcAug 31
Despicable anti-muslim woke right garbage from the house CBS account
CBS News
@CBSNewsAug 31
As the nation prepares to mark 25 years since Sept. 11, 2001, Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Michigan, may be facing the risk of renewed scrutiny and fresh political attack. cbsn.ws/4ycfaWy

Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed's deleted tweets on Sept. 11 attacks invite scrutiny of past...

Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed deleted posts invoking 9/11 and the U.S. response.

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I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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Turnbull
@cturnbull1968May 30
Ken Paxton’s, most recent, mistress is married, with 7 children. What else you got, Slick.
Kenny Webster
@KennethRWebsterMay 29
James Talarico’s girlfriend is a lobbyist for abortion and vaccine mandates And she’s also a vegan. 🚩
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THIS JUST IN: Pedophile carries water for pedophile
Howard Lutnick
@howardlutnickJan 23
President Trump’s America First trade agenda is focused on driving down imports and surging exports. In just one year, we’ve delivered on both. Foreign contracts supported by the U.S. Department of Commerce alone surged to $244 billion last year. We’re just getting started. reuters.com/business/aerospa…

US Commerce-aided foreign contracts jump to $244 billion in 2025 on Boeing order gains

U.S. companies signed foreign government procurement contracts worth $244 billion in 2025 with assistance from the U.S. Commerce Department, nearly triple the total in 2024 as Boeing logged a massive...

reuters.com
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.
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All my co-workers know I'm a Blue Jays fan, and today they're treating me like my whole family died. So I just want to reassure everyone — this is much, much worse than that.
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SOUTHSIDE CHICAGO — Windy City residents run off immigration agents to save a man mid-abduction at 63rd and Kostner Ave.
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That was one of the most batshit press conferences of Trump's public life. He brandished a photo of Putin and promised to deploy the US military to occupy Chicago, New York, and San Francisco. A sane country would be moving toward impeachment and removal right now.
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This brilliant cartoon clearly explains what happened in the Oval Office and Trump’s secret conversation with Putin. It’s in Ukrainian with English subtitles. Share it with anyone who keeps repeating russian propaganda.
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A man who’d release 1,600 of his most violent supporters will most certainly jail 1,600 of his most vocal enemies. It’s coming. This will be Patel’s mission. Does the senate care?
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620 WTMJ
@620wtmj23 Jan 2025
"Shame on you...and shame on us if we allow this to go on." Steve Scaffidi called out CBS 58 today regarding the unjust firing of meteorologist Sam Kuffel for criticizing Elon Musk's salute. Hear more from the Political Power Hour: wtmj.com/
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shame on @CBS58 for firing Sam Kuffel for naming @elonmusk’s Nazi salute shame on @DanODonnellShow for mobilizing trolls to harass her & call for her job this dark chapter of our country’s history will eventually be over and we’ll all remember who showed integrity & who didn’t
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Just as a reminder: here’s a picture of Trump and his staff celebrating House repeal of the ACA
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NEW AD: The Creature from the Orange Lagoon #HappyHalloween
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NEWS Nicky Jam, who stood on stage with Donald Trump one month ago while wearing a MAGA hat, says he is withdrawing his endorsement of the former president. Nicky, whose father is Puerto Rican, tells his 43 million followers on Instagram that he supported Trump because he thought he would be good for the economy, but he can’t look past the disrespect that’s been shown toward Puerto Rico.
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If you can see this, Retweet. Elon Musk is throttling anti-maga accounts ahead of the election.
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If you are a woman and this doesn’t infuriate you…are you breathing?
Tim Miller
@Timodc28 Oct 2024
Elon’s PAC is running this teenaged boy level message about how Kamala is a “c-word”
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A reminder: It was Jared Kushner and the Trump administration who gave @washingtonpost writer Jamal Khashoggi to the Saudis, dismembered with a bone saw and liquefied in sulfuric acid. But in a contest between Harris and Trump, Jeff Bezos can't make an endorsement.
𝙆𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙞𝙪𝙣𝙍𝙚𝙭
@yourlittldogtwo25 Oct 2024
.@washingtonpost @JeffBezos apparently democracy really does die in darkness. The darkness or a billionaire's bank vault.
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