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Left of left of centre politics grad. Sub 3 marathoner. Blideo game enjoyer. God-awful sense of humour.

Joined September 2018
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this part of try as i may from live at carnegie hall
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Excellent comment on this FT article about the Binance hack ft.com/content/1d4dd7b2-9dee…
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Best bumper sticker award goes to
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doing a challenge called no november where i commit suicide before november begins
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May be the first time in history a Zionist bombed and no children were killed.
Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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gets to a point in flights longer than 12 hours where cabin crew’s authority starts to look increasingly illegitimate
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If I’m fucking you please don’t use the term “cock” like baby this is my neener
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Bearman viendo como el cartel de Sinaloa se lleva a Ocon durante el GP de México:
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How it feels to get up during a movie to go to the bathroom
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Doctor called my prostate a love letter to the genre
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Stubert retweeted
seven beers deep and a health bar just appeared above the bouncer’s head
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can't believe what Andy Burnham has done to this country after only a few months in power. Dead bodies in the streets, children dressed in rags begging for food at my door, supermarkets full of cobwebs. Don't vote Labour!
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Stubert retweeted
how long does a happy meal take to kick in?
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saw geese today and genuinely felt like this
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she jackin on my lantern til i holler ween
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Skipped a house party because I was being a mopey loser and apparently a hamster got flushed down the toilet
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"hey can you hop on a quick call" hey can you hop off a large building
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EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO. Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
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Stubert retweeted
your face is so kissable i just wanna mwah mwah all over you
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