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54% of US workers are now reporting that they regularly skip lunch on the job due to high food costs, per CNBC. This is just pathetic.
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I tell ya what, That boy Paxton ainโ€™t right.
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North Carolina A&T students marched an hour each way to vote on the first day of early voting after their campus polling site was removed by the Guilford County Elections Board. Proud ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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Lord. Why are you making me agree with Van Jones?!
If this woman were black, the whole conversation would be about DEI. Funny how when white employees fail, nobody mentions THEIR race or ethnicity. And yet โ€” how much of Trumpโ€™s administration is just affirmative action for nice-looking white people?
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When the company that built its brand around ground beef starts telling you to use hot dogs instead, thatโ€™s not a recipe tip โ€” thatโ€™s a sign beef prices are out of control.
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The wrath of category 3 major Hurricane Isaias has arrived in Fort Walton Beach to Destin, Florida with winds gusting over 80 mph. Ears popping with wind surges
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"incorrect username or password" BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!
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Psychotria elata is a tropical tree found in the rain forests of Central and South America. The plant has become internet-famous because of its flowers or rather the shape of the red bracts (modified leaves) before the flowers mature.
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โ€œIs it not true that you rendered Pete Hegseth incoherent and incapable of walking a straight line?โ€ โ€œNo Sir, that was Jack Danielsโ€.
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Replying to @theliamnissan
Schmitt: Where were you on the night of October 31st?? Smith: Youโ€™re thinking of Jack Oโ€™Lantern
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Schmitt: Did you or did you not, in fact, jump over a candle stick? Jack Smith: You're thinking of Jack B. Nimble
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Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not slap Chris Rock on stage at the Academy Awards on March 07, 2022?" Jack Smith: "That was Will Smith."
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Why did I let @LukeRussert talk me into reading this Time's interview. *angrily shakes fist*
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sometimes the only way to be seen is to leave.
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