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Democrat Roy Cooper defeated Republican Michael Whatley, flipping a Republican-held U.S. Senate seat in North Carolina. In his victory speech, the former governor told supporters, "North Carolinians, I accept your job offer."
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Mf gonna turn me catholic
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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Marco Rubio realizing he has to become a popstar to perform at the nation’s 250th.
🤖 Made with AI
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I am glad the president wasn't killed tonight.
Not because I like him.
Just because I want to see him lose the midterms and be thrown in prison.
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Can someone ask @PamBondi how low the Dow needs to fall before triggering the release of the rest of the Epstein documents? stocks.apple.com/AKxu3oCPARG…
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My mom decided today, on her birthday she wanted to break 23 years of trust and bond we had built…. By telling me I’m in the NFL and I need to pay for my own phone bill. I feel betrayed.
So take me down the road that's a little bit windy to a place they still put sugar in their iced tea
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In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Mississippi.
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If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.
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How it feels to go to the club when you’re over 30 teapawt.org/bansky/status/16684628…