registered nurse.🩺 || psalm 118:17|| jeremiah 29:11-13.💕

Joined December 2019
your favorite 5’5 occupational health nurse.👷🏾‍♀️🥑
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Happy birthday to me! It’s only getting higher from here.
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I like as my laptop dey make aeroplane noises, It's a sign that I will soon japa. ☺️🤭
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i like ppl who can talk about sex, lust, nd their freaky side, then switch to human psychology, existentialism, and the absurdity of life in the same conversation.
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una dey chain Jesus?😭
Church chains its crucifix to prevent it from falling on its priest and others
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could remember when i was in children church and we had one terrible pastor they just transferred,Pastor Osondu.. we hațed the man like mad! naso e misbehave one faithful day, i carry my kaya go house. i stand for gate till my mama bring key from church, forcing a full adult keh?😂
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i need one reasonable boy now now now.
Omo he reasonable gannn oo 💍💕
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waitttt
Be shameless like men. Overpromise and underperform and act like it's nothing 😂😂
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your favorite 5’5 occupational health nurse.👷🏾‍♀️🥑
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see me na☹️i poor die
Doctors, Pharmacist, Nurses and Radiographers are among the poorest Nigerians around.
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deadass
Every time I leave a relationship, I’m just happy I don’t leave with a baby. The heart can mend back, imagine me still having to communicate with an ex cuz little Jack have prize giving. Mercy.
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no disrespect to pentecostal churches. but student pentecostal churches in my school ehn, their pastors and leaders are very inconsiderate to the core. my roommate finished an exam by 7pm and she was forced to come to church right from the exam hall, mind you, she had to trek
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there’s something like “no”😭make human being dey control full adult for something wey dey optional-
no disrespect to pentecostal churches. but student pentecostal churches in my school ehn, their pastors and leaders are very inconsiderate to the core. my roommate finished an exam by 7pm and she was forced to come to church right from the exam hall, mind you, she had to trek
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Good morning Everyone.Pls This is my grandpa he has been missing for Three days now.He has Dementia. He was putting on an Akara shirt and trouser. He was last seen around Ahor bye pass. Pls help me send it to anyone you know around Eyaen pipeline,Auchi road bypass, Ahorcommunity
My grandad has been missing for 3 days now and he has been showing signs of dementia omo
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i’m screaminggg🤣
When it comes to insults, Nigerians are very creative 😭
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Na God get final say make I go sleep jare 💔
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nahhhhh, french can cook 😭🤣🤣🤣
T’es japonais et c’est la réunion parents-profs mais papa est encore au travail du coup c’est ta mère qui t’accompagne:
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First daughters will always love their fathers, regardless of anything he does If you ever see a first daughter who doesn’t love her dad, that man must have really put her through hell Her anger is that her dad is locked up, and now her mum is trying to take her away from him
Nana Akua Addo went to pick up her children from their father after the court granted her custody, but her daughter refused to go with her. First daughters really do have a soft spot for their fathers, no matter how terr!ble they may be as husbands
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can’t believe y’all missed @fireboydml ‘s performance 🤭 #lagoslifegame
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