Michael (@mschneider) header
Michael (@mschneider) profile picture
Nashville, TN
Joined April 2008
Photo by Michael (@mschneider)Photo by Michael (@mschneider)Photo by Michael (@mschneider)Photo by Michael (@mschneider)Photo by Michael (@mschneider)Photo by Michael (@mschneider)Photo by Michael (@mschneider)Photo by Michael (@mschneider)Photo by Michael (@mschneider)
One of these is AE 1 on ultra max 400 and the other is a light edit of an iPhone 15 Pro RAW image edited in #Chromagraph
So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
1
3
979
So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
809
2,832
2,465
56,718
13,852,763
Got our answer in 3 days
Cole Palmer wasn’t sent of for this . Imagine if it was an Arsenal player
45
2,930
33
23,632
415,807
Being 1-3 I am a responsible caretaker potential wh*re.
my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister - 1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker) 2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore) 3. elder brother of a brother (responsible) 4. single child (litr child) 5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)
83
starring tom hanks and Christoph waltz
May 5, 1945. Hitler has been dead for five days. The war in Europe is almost over. In a castle in the Austrian Alps, American soldiers, German soldiers, and a group of elderly French prisoners grab rifles and get ready to fight the SS. Together. The castle was called Schloss Itter. The Nazis had turned it into a prison for very important people. Not ordinary prisoners. Trophies. Inside were two former prime ministers of France, Paul Reynaud and Édouard Daladier. Two of France's top generals, Maxime Weygand and Maurice Gamelin. A famous tennis champion, Jean Borotra. And the older sister of Charles de Gaulle. As the Reich collapsed in early May, the SS guards panicked and ran. The prisoners suddenly found themselves in charge of a castle, with weapons left behind, and a serious problem. Waffen-SS units were still roaming the area. Fanatics who would gladly kill them all. They needed help. Fast. One of the castle's prisoners, a Yugoslav handyman, slipped out on a bicycle to find the Americans. Separately, a German army officer named Major Josef Gangl also went looking for them. Gangl was a Wehrmacht officer who had turned against the Nazis and was secretly working with the Austrian resistance. He wanted to protect the prisoners too. He found an American tank commander named Captain Jack Lee. Lee was 27, tough, cigar chewing, and willing to do something insane. With a single Sherman tank and a handful of American soldiers, he drove up into the mountains alongside Gangl and a few of his German troops. They reached the castle on May 4. The French prisoners were not exactly thrilled to see a tiny rescue force. They had expected an army. Instead they got a few Americans, a few Germans, and one tank. The next morning, the SS attacked. Somewhere between 100 and 150 Waffen-SS troops hit the castle with machine guns, mortars, and anti-tank weapons. The defenders fought back from the walls and windows. Americans and Germans side by side. The French prisoners refused to hide. Some of them, including Reynaud, picked up weapons and joined in. The Sherman tank was knocked out. The defenders were running out of ammunition. It looked like the castle would fall. Then Jean Borotra, the tennis star, volunteered to make a run for it. He jumped the wall, slipped past the SS, and sprinted through the countryside to find American reinforcements. He found them. And he insisted on coming back with them to finish the fight. During the battle, Major Gangl saw Paul Reynaud exposed to gunfire and moved to pull him to safety. A sniper shot Gangl dead. He had survived the whole war as a German soldier, only to die defending French prisoners from the SS in its final days. That afternoon, the American relief force arrived and broke the attack. The SS were scattered and captured. The prisoners were saved. Jack Lee received the Distinguished Service Cross. In Austria, Josef Gangl is remembered as a hero, and a street is named after him. It is believed to be the only battle of the war where American and German soldiers fought together on the same side.
92
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
7,595
63,252
4,532
498,125
9,699,929
Michael retweeted
Dating in your 20s: I hope she’s cool and hot! Dating in your 30s: I hope she has empathy and compassion for others.
39
533
68
6,096
88,364
Michael retweeted
fantasizing about freaky stuff such as holding hands through a walkable city
52
10,303
346
54,989
604,661
Michael retweeted
We are friends with disadvantages
41
4,705
213
29,258
365,854
Michael retweeted
Being on Hinge in 2026 feels like being a dog waiting to get adopted
42
1,238
106
22,583
597,191
Michael retweeted
"They [Man City] bought all my players!" 🙃 "If there’s no respect for the rules then it’s not real sport!" 😤 Back to this classic Arsene Wenger interview on FFP 🧠
134
3,297
271
15,103
1,000,984
No.
Rewire your brain to see negative situations as opportunities
81
Michael retweeted
dudes will be 35 years old posting “NYC on 35mm film” time to get it together bro
111
915
245
16,443
2,177,979
local man and noted idiot keeps checking his phone in hopes that there will be a notification that he actually wants
15
1,152
31
8,572
77,028
Michael retweeted
get in loser we’re going to risk embarrassment in pursuit of human connection
125
7,454
234
49,027
650,217
114
3,681
32,254
6,012
268,479
23,423,926
Michael retweeted
ngl financial irresponsibility has given me some of the most memorable & happiest moments in my life
89
12,097
632
47,523
858,723