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Crafter of fine algorithms. Hockey fan. Ornamental hermit. Older than millennials, but younger than most dirt.

Allen, Texas
Joined October 2008
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I don't care about Lindsay Clancy's mental health. Do you bitches think Jeffrey Dahmer didn't also have poor mental health? Ted Bundy? Every school shooter????
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They fled the UK claiming danger, racism, and royal toxicity. They built a California brand on that story. The brand failed. Now they're moving back. Lauren Bair traces exactly how the con collapsed, and what it says about the story we were all sold.

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Steelheads up 0-2 over the @AllenAmericans early. #WhatTheHell
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What a comeback! Allen Americans win it 4-3 in OT!
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Steelheads responding to two quick Allen goals
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Oh my. 0-3 Steelheads, in the dying minutes of the 1st period.
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Poleaxed, @tommydaniels99 . He went down like he'd been poleaxed.
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Replying to @tommydaniels99
@tommydaniels99 Careful. This wouldn't be the *first* time the Americans have given up a 3 goal lead with under 5 minutes remaining in regulation.
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There's one. 6-4 now.
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Harrison Blaisdell...
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Let's check in on that 4-0 lead the @AllenAmericans have on Tul--
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Allen Americans fans: "HTTP 503. Our FloSports servers are experiencing issues."
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I don't hate our forecheck tonight, but lordy lou, what a Keystone Kops misadventure in the defensive end.
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Replying to @tommydaniels99
@tommydaniels99 Let's go. Time to see how this team measures up against one of the better Mountain teams.
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...and immediately not one but TWO egregious turnovers in our own end. The measure is 1-0... nicht sehr gut. 😖
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Replying to @tommydaniels99
@tommydaniels99 How many years have we been playing Tulsa and continue to be surprised that they’ll *always* sit in the neutral zone and kill us with breakaways and sleeping blueliners?
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…and both teams seem to be confused as to which players they’re supposed to be passing the puck. It’s almost comical.
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Replying to @tommydaniels99
@tommydaniels99 In the overhead view, Iowa's #3 clearly tackled Morrison, who was parked at the edge of the crease sniffing for a loose puck. Any other team would have drawn an interference call from that. 🤡
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