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Michael

@mtcarlso

Co-founder | Product Manager | Cookie Monster

 NYC
Joined April 2009
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This “one minute oats” takes two minutes to make. Inflation is getting out of control.
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Man, what a missed chance by Pulisic yesterday! Clearly an easy layup! Damnit LeBron!
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Guy bicycling on the sidewalk literally 5ft from a bike lane on the road: My 2yo: Be on the road! Me: my job here is done
This isn’t happening in Canada. Why? No Murdoch-owned “news” channel. Time to drop this shit ⁦@YouTubeTV⁩ ⁦@comcast⁩
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The pee tape is real.
Screenshot from Guardian article describing the Kremlin’s possible compromising information on Trump

ALT Screenshot from Guardian article describing the Kremlin’s possible compromising information on Trump

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At age 12 I was enthralled/confused when I first saw the @danacarvey show, and really upset at its cancellation. This @hulu doc isn't new, but brought back vivid memories (Grandma the Clown!) and I completely forgot it starred Colbert and @SteveCarell sfgate.com/streaming/article…
Why Dana Carvey's ’90s TV show was canceled after seven episodes

Why Dana Carvey's ’90s TV show was canceled after seven episodes

Hulu doc explains how the show launched Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell's careers.

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The fact that so much of our medical system relies on self-advocacy-bordering-on-harassment is such a major fucking failure.
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We know that designing for accessibility on the web makes for simpler experiences and better conversions. We know that in home goods it makes for more usable products by all. I imagine these could very likely be widely successful for many more use cases than Nike even knows.
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The Nike GO FlyEase will be available for some Nike Members starting on February 15. A broader launch of the shoe is planned for later this year.
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No-reply email addresses are the “go fuck yourself” of the digital world.
It’s a new day in America.
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We have canceled all Airbnb reservations in DC for Inauguration week. Guests will be issued a full refund and hosts will still be paid in full for these canceled bookings. news.airbnb.com/airbnb-to-bl…
Airbnb to Block and Cancel D.C. Reservations During Inauguration

Airbnb to Block and Cancel D.C. Reservations During Inauguration

Airbnb will cancel reservations in the Washington, D.C. metro area during the Inauguration week.

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Josh Hawley is angrier about his book contract being cancelled than at the domestic terrorists who occupied the Capitol
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Somewhere right now there’s a university administrator tweeting “this is unprecedented” while trying to get rid of his Classics and Religion departments
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On January 6, armed Trumpist militias will be rallying in DC, at Trump's orders. It's highly likely that they'll try to storm the Capitol after it certifies Joe Biden's win. I don't think this has sunk in yet.
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Pee tape Twitter is the best Twitter
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Historian of coups and right-wing authoritarians here. If there are not severe consequences for every lawmaker & Trump govt official who backed this, every member of the Capitol Police who collaborated with them, this "strategy of disruption" will escalate in 2021
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They’re calling the cops “traitors” because they think they’re on the same side. We should believe them.
You can’t describe what’s happening in the Capitol as a “small group of extremists” when they’re being supported by the president, 16% of the Senate, 1/4 of the House, the local police forces & officials at the Pentagon.
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