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dinkle the serf

@mudslopper

whatever ass hole. i'm 23 years old and BAD ASS. you're a BITCH

Joined February 2025
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IF YOU ARE READING THIS I NEED YOU TO STICK A FORK IN THE NEAREST OUTLET IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ME
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i know what you have planned, you bastard.
vost (@foolibuster) profile picturevost
@foolibusterOct 30
rest
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Hairy Men Road, TX
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Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon) profile pictureJosh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 30
The strangest street name in each state
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this is how i jack off
Eric Bernhagen (@eric_bernhagen) profile pictureEric Bernhagen@eric_bernhagenOct 29
16 speakers two subwoofers with megaphones full volume and microphone direct feedback loud bass challenge
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i don’t buy into much afterlife stuff but i am hopeful for reincarnation because can you imagine how nice this would be? you can just lick your body and it tastes like coconut and it’s also Fine to do that now.
Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) profile picturePunch Cat
@PunchingCatOct 30
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the lonely stoner eats some beans and rice tonight
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starting nofap in 1/2 decades
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#YUP #AINTWASHEDMYASS
healthy entity (@dealtinsilver) profile picturehealthy entity@dealtinsilverOct 29
White people when you turn on LCD Soundsystem
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i think organized religion will be fine if a few twitter artists get a little fruity with it. it’s survived worse. everyone’s turned into such a neurotic prude, it’s so fucking annoying.
unc Spoon (@Spen073) profile pictureunc Spoon@Spen073Oct 28
The trope of gay priests is as disrespectful as sexualizing nuns btw
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five white bread
Daily cravings (@amazingtops) profile pictureDaily cravings@amazingtopsOct 27
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i lock eyes with the giant poster of buff jesus i keep on my ceiling whenever i tug my worm and frankly, it’s the main thing i look forward to every day
♰ Saint Paul The Apostle ♰ (@ZamfeerHattim) profile picture♰ Saint Paul The Apostle ♰@ZamfeerHattimOct 27
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getting stunted on probably feel good af
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chudesque kestrels vs. the stoic owls. your choice america.
Alan Ball (@alanball101) profile pictureAlan Ball@alanball10126 Jun 2025
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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the proud soldiers of the ss burgerwaffen division will ensure no yummers fall to the vile leftist horde.
Mark Walker (@RepMarkWalker) profile pictureMark Walker
@RepMarkWalkerOct 26
Clinging to my guns and religion at the Greensboro Cheesecake Factory tonight.
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wrong. stanky leg
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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mr. bean’s penis
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henchman phenotype
👽 (@awwheyuu) profile picture👽@awwheyuuOct 20
Sea lion wants the bigger fish.. 😂
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STOOOOOOOOPPPPP
Cat Meow Daily (@Catmeowdaily) profile pictureCat Meow Daily@CatmeowdailyOct 20
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not good. NEXT.
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 19
Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.
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