@mufc_dan87

Remember all the movies, Terry, we'd go see

Joined August 2011
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At the point where I almost hope United appoint Eddie Howe, so we can just hate every aspect of the club with no vestige of support for any of its elements. It'd be almost liberating.
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Gaz@CantonaManc17h
What a satisfying picture. Those are Ratcliffe’s ‘big hitter’ seats that are empty. The £399 ‘ticket + 1 beer token’ seats. They can’t sell them, the well is running dry. Off you fuck.
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Most of them will shrug this off because they’re dickhead millionaires but it’s still good that they’re reminded Carrick will be spoken of fondly for decades because of what he did on that pitch and they will be remembered for being an embarrassing shower of shite.
Laurie Whitwell
@lauriewhitwell18h
Emotional exit by Michael Carrick as fans sing his name. A farewell? Supporters turn on players once Carrick down tunnel. #MUFC
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Since 2005 Premier League clubs have had a total interest cost on borrowings and financial debt of £3.5bn. One club and one set of owners is responsible for 35% of the total. #Glazernomics Figures per @valuball
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Felt different that today! Stretford end it’s militant best. Somethings are bigger than results over 90 minutes. It’s our club no one else’s, fans connected today.
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It should seriously frighten United fans that Wilcox and Berrada will now choose Manchester United’s new manager. After Ten Hag, Amorim and now Carrick, they are serial failures, out of their depth and clueless about what is needed.
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Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox should have no future at Manchester United. They have spectacularly failed at building a squad or appointing a manager and should be replaced.
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Presumably something along the lines of: "See off another manager, pretend to put a shift in for his successor until we get bored of him."
Manchester United
@ManUtd17h
💬 Harry Maguire on the week ahead.

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Spending money on land for a new ground, that the majority of people don't want, rather than investment in a team that needs it. Clubs run by fools
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Dan retweeted
Gaz@CantonaManc19h
Carrick talking about standards and values. They don’t exist at United anymore, the owners aren’t arsed. It’s a revenue driven business now, the summer proved that.
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Carrick is obviously out of his depth, but it's beyond naive to think another manager turns this around. It'll be a case of short-term bounce, before the rot sets in yet again in 12 months time. As it always does, because the cancer is at the top not on the touchline.
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“The manager needs to make bold decisions.” *Carrick drops Bruno* “No, not like that.”
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Dan retweeted
cants@cantseyyOct 24
I've had to take two paracetamol after seeing Cole Palmer's hairline in a storm
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Spurs completely deserve this.
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By a mile the greatest sporting story of the week (that no one actually watched) theguardian.com/sport/2026/o…

Bavuma’s nine-hour masterpiece was art we risk losing in South Africa’s Test purge | Barney Ronay

T20 franchise cricket is trash sport and killing the red-ball game is cultural vandalism. What would George Orwell have made of this?

theguardian.com
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This is how much of a farce this survey is. Fake membership number and fake email. Straight in. Utterly useless
Manchester United
@ManUtdOct 23
This is your opportunity to have your say on our future home 🔴 We want to hear more about what matters to you. We're launching the next phase of fan engagement for our proposed new stadium and we want to hear more about what matters to supporters.

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Can we at least have the decency to stop pretending Big Jim wants a new stadium to “make United competitive”? The decrepit old prick wants it purely to ensure his “legacy” is secure and maybe to get a few more bobs out of whoever is daft enough to ever purchase the club.
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A disgrace they've put him in this position. They don't deserve him.
utdreport
@utdreportOct 23
Michael Carrick looks absolutely broken as he begins his press conference with a statement before taking questions.
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"How can we distract them from the shambles on the pitch?" Get to fuck.
Manchester United
@ManUtdOct 23
This is your opportunity to have your say on our future home 🔴 We want to hear more about what matters to you. We're launching the next phase of fan engagement for our proposed new stadium and we want to hear more about what matters to supporters.

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Genuinely impossible to get bored of watching this. Unreal
England Cricket
@englandcricketOct 23
Happy birthday, Steve Harmison 🎉 Throwing back to this iconic ball 🤩
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