Sport geek par excellence, tweets mostly about football. Huge fan of AGF & MUFC since the 80´s. Kan findes på Bluesky: @mufcdk.bsky.social Bor ikke i Århus.

Denmark
Joined February 2011
Jeg ELSKER det her #ultratwitteragf hold under JP. Til jer der satte ? ved ham for 6 uger siden, skam jer. #sldk
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Peter Pishår: Emmery afslutter simpelthen for dårligt. 2 min efter Emmery: Hold my foot, idiot #ultratwitteragf #sldk
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Omar Berrada might finish this season with the rare feat of both clubs he’s helped run getting relegated.
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Carrick er ikke manager til næste kamp men Wilcox kan tage med på jobkontoret. Det vil være en start. #pldk
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5 min. inde i en kamp hvor #mufcdk burde komme ud med ild i røven men hvor Bournemouth fortsætter, hvor Como slap. På langt sigt er en fyring af Carrick ikke nok men på kort sigt går det her forfærdelig spil og indstilling ikke mere #pldk
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This wins 🏆 the day!
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Remember when Villa put a £100m release clause in Jack Grealish’s contract thinking that would protect them from the big clubs and then Man City paid it with ease using fraudulent funds and benched him after one season. RED CARTEL THOUGH!!!!!!
What Emery has done With Aston Villa is remarkable after being asset stripped by the red cartel. No doubt it will happen again this summer because of current Premier League rules. Either way Emery is the best manager in the league no doubt.
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Replying to @maddenifico
And this one for the cattle farmers. Let them have what they voted for.
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Wait for it 😂
🚨BREAKING: The Atlanta Falcons just revealed their new head coach.
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"I like my freedom..well i did go to prison, once well twice" 😅
OMG. How did it ever get this bad? I don't think that the US can be fixed.
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⚽️ Martin Hansen ⚾️ retweeted
The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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Let's talk about Elon Musk, shall we? He was a homely kid from South Africa who came to America with his brother on a student visa, and then dropped out of college and was living here illegally until he finally got citizenship. Yeah...he was an "illegal immigrant." He eventually inherited money from his daddy, who owned a South African emerald mine. Both of his parents are right wing, racist psychos from the Apartheid era. His father has 2 children with his stepdaughter, who he adopted at around the age of 4. A pedophile, no doubt. Musk and both of his parents are in the Epstein Files. Musk used his money to completely redo his face and his hair, and his body is warped from all his testosterone injections. He's also a ketamine addict. He somehow believes he's "genetically superior," however, and has about a million test tube children with various women. None of his business accomplishments arose from his intelligence or skills. He simply paid others to create things for him. Now, he's used his vast (and illegitimately conceived) fortune to buy off America's government. He's just as big of a fraud as Trump.
Did Elon Musk just make death threats to multiple members of Congress?
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- Nej - Vil blive ædt af truppen - FUCK NEJ - Vil ikke - Overvurderet #pldk #mufcdk
#mufc's shortlist to replace Michael Carrick: • Eddie Howe • Kieran McKenna • Antonio Conte • Fabian Hurzeler •Julian Nagelsmann [@ChrisWheelerDM]
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Danmark 1940. Det er klart et brud på Danmarks suverænitet, at nazisterne har invaderet landet men vi bliver altså også nød til at forstå nazisterne. Få den mand ud af Folketinget og helst til Rusland. #dkpol nyheder.tv2.dk/live/politik/…
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Siger det igen, Bruno er en fabelagtig fodboldspiller men en elendig anfører. Det er ikke svært at få den tanke, han er en de spillere som har alt for meget magt og reelt bestemmer mere end manageren. #mufcdk #pldk
🚨 Ruud van Nistelrooy on Bruno Fernandes calling out Michael Carrick and the staff after the 4-1 loss to Como: 🗣️ Ruud van Nistelrooy: “Bruno has gone on television and put it on the manager and the staff. He is saying the decision was not to press man-to-man and that they left space. That is not how a captain speaks after a 4-1 defeat. You do not go public and point the finger at the people above you when the team has just been embarrassed. “This is 10 times worse than what Martinez said. Martinez spoke out of frustration. Bruno has done it calmly on live television, as the captain, and made it about the staff. That is calculated. He is the captain. His job is to lead the players on the pitch, not to explain why the tactics did not work. Como’s centre-back was coming out to mark him in his own half. That is what happens when you do not press as a team. Instead of taking responsibility for that, he is telling everyone it was a staff decision. That is weak. “Manchester United captains do not do this. You can disagree inside. You can say it in the dressing room. You do not go on live television after a result like that and make it about the manager. The performance was unacceptable. Bruno should have been talking about what the players did wrong, not what the staff decided. That is not leadership. That is looking for cover.”
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Han...er...folketingsmedlem. Siger det igen, vi i Danmark kan ikke tillade os at grine af USA så længe vi vælger tosser som Jacob ind i Folketinget. #dkpol
Er helt tilfældigt, at flere af de lande, der var stærke fortalere for COVID-19-vaccination, nu også oplever IT-nedbrud? Der er et tydeligt overlap og ligesom sidst, så har de sjovt nok allerede det overgrebsværktøj klar, som nu blot mangler en undskyldning for at blive brugt!
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You’re kidding right? This’ll be the most watched Prime documentary ever.
At what point do United just give Amazon their £12 million back and call off the documentary? 💀
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Når den næste manager sætter tårnhøje krav som EtH og Amorim må og skal ledelsen bakke vedkommende ubetinget op. United er her, fordi spillerne får det på deres måde, det afslører interviewet med EtH med alt tydelighed. Ffs selv mødetider var galt fordi børn... #pldk
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Jeg springer 10 sikringer, hvis bare en United spiller på SoMe, undskylder. Ikke mere snak.
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