
Founder & CEO @ongolo_africa • Africa x Gulf Strategist • Rhodes Scholar • Interests: Africa, Art, Business, Learning, Real Estate, Talent, Travel • 🇿🇲🇬🇧
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Everyone talks about Dubai's tax-free lifestyle.
Far fewer talk about paying a year's expenses upfront, struggling to get health insurance, finding clients as a start-up, or how quickly your cash disappears.
After my first month living in Dubai, here's the honest review I wish someone had shared with me before I moved.👇
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When I went to São Paulo, my host told me to leave the Cartier and Chanel at the hotel. 😳
That said, we did walk around Jardins at night to grab pizza at Margherita Pizzeria and it felt fine. Beautiful area.
I still have non-Brazilian friends who think São Paulo is fine to visit
We hired a great Uber driver to drive us to Florianopolis, like a 3 hour trip, cause was easier than flying then, very nice guy
While driving I sat in the back talking a bit with him and practicing my Portuguese
Then I noticed he didn't wear a seatbelt so I asked why
He said "so I can draw my gun quickly"
I said "desculpa the fuck what gun"
Then he showed he was wearing a holster on his right side with a gun it which he carried for safety because he said drive into and out of São Paulo often
So being a funny naive Dutch guy I asked "so did you ever kill someone?"
He said "yes I killed a guy last year who came at me and who tried steal my car in São Paulo"
And then he told me he was in a judicial trial about it and being prosecuted for it
I asked him again in the naive Dutch guy perspective "did you get like therapy after? like must be intense right, do you feel bad about that?
He said "no why? If I didn't kill him he would have killed me" ☠️
Foreigners especially Europeans have no clue how violent São Paulo and Rio are, it's just not in their mental framework to be able to understand the danger, Brazilians themselves are surprisingly honest and realistic about it
There a reason I stay the F out of São Paulo
I mpstly stick to South Brazil, it's safe, not as safe as Europe but mostly very safe and not really violent. The violence and crime there seems mostly isolated between gangs and in the few favelas there
About that too I asked Brazilians "why is South Brazil so safe?"
And they mostly agreed when a guy told me "because the police here shoot to kill" while in São Paulo and Rio the police is too scared to get prosecuted for killing people
Feliz aniversário, President @LulaOficial 🥳
Muito obrigado, querida presidenta @Claudiashein. Foi um prazer receber sua chamada telefônica no dia de hoje. Esta não é apenas uma vitória do povo brasileiro, mas de todas as democracias latino-americanas. Seguiremos juntos para defender as nossas soberanias e estreitar os laços de amizade e cooperação entre Brasil e México!
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PRESS RELEASE: UNAIDS board rejects sunsetting of UNAIDS
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Quite to the contrary, Kenya has not expressed support for any candidate at this point. We are following keenly the ongoing campaigns for UNSG including the expression of interest by new candidates and are confident that a candidate with the capacity to lead the UN at this critical juncture will not only receive our support but that of the majority of Members of the UN.
20 ministries is all we need in Zambia. Some of the amendments can be grouped as follows:
5+6 = Food
7+8+9 = Trade and Industry
11+12 = Energy
14+15+16+18 = Infrastructure
17+19 = Land and Environment
22+23 =Education and Skills
13 +30 = Tourism, Culture and Arts
The fragmentation is going to exacerbate some of the risks such as a lack of coordination and hand-off.
We need strong government departments run by capable people not more ministries.
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A quick message on what it means to me personally to win the Ballon d’Or!! 🙌🏆
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I held a constructive meeting with European Investment Bank (EIB) Director General Andrew McDowell to advance our partnership in delivering Kenya’s roads and transport infrastructure.
We reviewed progress on the Kwa Jomvu–Mariakani road dualling, now 44% complete, and the proposed BRT Line 3, focusing on resolving implementation challenges and accelerating delivery.
Through our partnership with the European Union and EIB, we are mobilising innovative financing and private sector investment to strengthen connectivity, ease urban mobility and position Kenya as a regional trade and logistics hub along the Northern Corridor.
I appreciate the EIB’s continued support as we advance infrastructure that drives economic growth and creates opportunities for Kenyans.
The Jerry Springer Show: Royal Edition should permanently return to America.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have left the UK for a short break as Meghan struggles to come to terms with the allegations against her father, Thomas Markle. They are understood to be spending time overseas with close friends.
Meghan is “really, really upset,” one friend tells HELLO! “She keeps on looking at Lili and she’s in tears."
Thomas, 82, is under investigation following the alleged discovery of child pornography at his former home. He continues to deny any wrongdoing.
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Simon Heffer’s review of Liz Truss’s new book Bank Job in the Telegraph.
‘Of all the books I have ever reviewed that purported to offer a serious thesis, this is without question the most deranged. If you are seeking a Christmas present for someone you really don’t like, give them a copy.’
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The plot for Oceans 14.
Oil is the new oil.
Singapore to store Saudi oil in rock caverns ft.trib.al/BYM08rV
Savage burn!
#LizTruss
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Democrats should realize that what Meta did in Brazil, they and other social media companies will do in the US in 2028 unless they are made to understand they will face criminal penalties for it
Brazil 🇧🇷 delivered.
America 🇺🇸 - you’re up next! 🔵 🌊
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