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great minds think alike
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Is it just me or can you kind of see our logo in the powder if you look close?
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me after finally opening up to someone & realizing what I said after the conversation
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I know that come the 19th of July, masks are no longer required by law. But I'll still be wearing mine in crowded places, public transport, and hospital. I respect others decisions to not wear theirs, and I hope they'll respect mine.
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The way nonhuman alters are seen as like this weird thing. Like if you think about it, why would this limitation exist? The brain creates people but draws the line at a person with horns or something? Or with a ghostly appearance?
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Ask someone who knows. Is it a cat or an octopus?
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it's 2021. audacity is now no longer legally allowed to be used by people under 13 minecraft is going to have double the height limit. gpus cost 10x more. the ocean is on fire. canada is hotter than las vegas.
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Which one of you gave the lizard a gun?
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If any of you are under the impression that our billionaires might succeed in "escaping" to space, while the world burns, let me put those fears to rest with what I know from being the spouse of a NASA flight controller. 🧵
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The world is burning, and our billionaires are the people MOST responsible, but at least there's no escape for them. They will live and die (alone, like all of us) on this beautiful, precious, one-in-a-gazillion planet. We should take our wealth back from them and use it better.
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U ever think about how ur unloveable or is that just me
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why. am i hearing booms. it is not even that day yet
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At some point we gotta have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal. I’m tryna see how fast mfs can go.
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would you look at the time
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ahhh yes the only successful people of all time cardi b and lil nas x
I’m fighting for our youth, so they have more than Cardi B and Lil Nas X as examples of success
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since y’all still doing all this over a kiss imma just fuck the nigga on stage next time
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#dissociatwit forgetting pin numbers and passwords??? bc everyone has their own go-to passwords and you dunno who was out when you made it
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never opening my mouth again.
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