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porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman
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Dogs will be like LOOK AT ME PLEASE EMERGENCY I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING LOOK and then you walk to them and they're like "hello i am your dog"
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in my village we can only eat pizza once a month when the pizza van turns up and cooks them for everyone
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was gonna make a joke like "damn how hot is his chicken" but then a guy in plate arnour walked past me and i got distracted
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Water from the heavy rains around Melrose and Wilmington is slowly making its way down the Willochra. Just reached Bruce at about 1:00pm today. #brucelife #waterislife

































