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My life. It has an expiry date, if somewhat unknown, but there is no best-before date. Does contain caffeine.

Hmm I seem to go every 10 years

The clouds open wide Dropping rain on all people Who endure this surprise #haiku

Bubbles are popping The neighbours are over here Having a good time #haiku

Hands are sanitised My heart and soul soon follow Communion taken

Walking in the sun Watching the trees turn orange Loving autumn days

Wellington coffee shops taking it next level: singing baristas 🎶

Some days you just have to stop looking at your phone and look outside at the real world. *Every day

In Wellington your “local” refers not to the nearby pub but to your favourite coffee place #wellyfacts

Chocolate is a plural. There is no such thing as "a chocolate".

Why is it "receipt" and "receive" whereas the people who receives and gives a receipt is a "recipient"? I feel there is a missing 'e' here. Own up, who took it!

Worried that I have developed an immunity to the wakefulness powers of coffee - send help now <yawn>

I do not measure my time in secs, but in sips. #coffix #coffeetime

Never judge a hair salon by how people look going in. #basictruth

I think I've finally reached the point of a 'conscious uncoupling' with the workplace instant coffee. It wasn't worth the 2 years off the mortgage.

Done my #census2018 now pondering #altcensus questions. For Wellingtonians: how many coffees a day? For Aucklanders: how long stuck in traffic?

How do you wish a Wellingtonian a good morning? "Can I get you a coffee?" #whywellington #coffeelife #livehappy

I didn't see you there, when I wasn't looking, at someone I didn't expect to see. Too busy with my head in clouds trapped on my phone. Head down, peering into a world of my own. Retweeting. LOL.

Things to do in #2018: have a holiday, grab a coffee, brunch, write something, read a book, have another holiday, thank the bus driver. #whywellington

There is something thrilling seeing your tweet published in the newspaper. It's the ethereal becoming permanent. Pinned down in ink, and on record. Thanks @CapDayDom