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noisy girl, explosive piece of ass

Joined November 2008
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Buddy, you’ve got no idea
am i welcomed into the clippers fanbase 👀
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resharing this for no particular reason ❤️❤️
CW: VOMITING I’ve been struggling w a stomach disorder called gastroparesis, which causes me to vomit almost everything I eat. my insurance denied coverage for a procedure, so I went to their office to appeal their decision. full vid here: youtu.be/-gCl_q1zy_Y
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Experiencing real life feelings of grief since Russel Westbrook moved to The Nuggets…not ideal…….lots to think about………..,,,,:,…
Russ already boosting that team chemistry on the Nuggets 💯 teapawt.org/maxinetheminer/status/…
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Let me be clear: if you are posting about Raygun the Australian breakdance Olympian, I WILL be liking that shit. CAPICHE??????
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And don’t make me say it again 😤
Do what you say, but don’t say what you do.
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American hetero women are straight until literally anytime they come in contact with the USWNT. The most concentrated amount of steal your girl energy to exist.
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jd vances first born child:
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Whoever cutting that grass gotta be alil more locked in .
It's great to be back at the White House.
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Kate is the funniest fucker we have. It would be silly and ill-advised to be in nyc and not go to this.
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The real meme would be “let’s work it out on the remix” and a picture of your family of origin, you cowards
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That’s exactly what I’ve been trying to say this whole entire time
Don't talk about it, be about it.... let's party all night, dale mami
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This man hustled me in Uno and put me $70,000 in debt
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This tweet has everything: perceived haters, personal indulgences, nails, joy, glitter, the Midwest, reproductive health advocacy…
They say you can’t buy happiness, but they are wrong. Clean clothes and glittery nails? I spent $26 in Ypsilanti for both and am the happiest person I know. $20 manicures here; another reason to plug into Ann Arbor/Detroit area if you want to help save Democracy & women’s rights.
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Please respect my and my unemployed roommate who moderates a funko pop discord’s privacy at this time 🙏
Two men who rented “Yesterday” after seeing Ana de Armas in the trailer, only to discover that her role was removed in the final cut of the film, have settled their false advertising lawsuit. The two sued Universal in 2022, alleging that they were each cheated out of $3.99. A federal judge sided with them, finding that trailers are not immune from false advertising claims. But various setbacks followed, leaving the men on the hook for $126,705 in Universal legal fees. bit.ly/3w2PAIT
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Need people to understand this is what I am, at all times, doing.
Doggystyling off of that last point you said…
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Me, a regular, to the other people in line at my local coffee shop
People really mad we all friends 😂😂😂
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This is very beautiful and important to me 🫶
Cleavage. It speaks to us from the time before memory of love, comfort, warmth, softness and food. Cleavage. Oh yes. Cleavage.
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My notes app when ovulating
What’s the single best novel ever written about love?
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Hail in LA, earthquake in NYC, what’s next, the THE LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS BASKETBALL TEAM WINNING A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!???!?!??!??!!!?!!(??!??!????!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣😂😅😅😂🤣🤣😂😅😂🤣🤣😂😅🤣🤣 only kidding, happy tgif tho…………..
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Things I’ve cried at today: 1. Seeing a CA superbloom 2. Childhood trauma 3. Caitlin Clark’s 41-7-12 performance against LSU In my culture, we call this a hat trick.
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