@mybadbrah

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Joined October 2017
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plz repeat yourself
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Dr. Pepper will see you now
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Really don’t care for the size of this cup
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Crazy Rich Asians? How about Insanely Cheap Jews
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Making my ass sound like a duck
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Watched this on a plane cuz of the positive reviews and it didn’t even pass being a movie to watch on a plane
tim cruise@smellypastagirlOct 11
the project hail mary mass delusion period earlier this year.....
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(Slapping the candy out of your hand) don’t talk back to me
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Telling the ice cream man where’s my money
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Telling the cream man where’s my money
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There should be a beach boys song about getting decapitated by a speedboat
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Yelling at pot pie
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Pancho retweeted
Jigglesby@jigglesbyOct 5
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Delivering Amazon packages in a Porsche and just throwing shit wherever
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I have Mario tennis elbow
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I guess..
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Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: was it the throwing diahreaa out of my window
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I need dude
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You are now entering the Benjamin Franklin Zone
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Candy negotiations
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It feels like trump has been president since I was born
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