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Bottom of the Sea
Joined May 2022
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what's crazy is that anthropic has grown so much the ftx spv fire sale was exciting but didn't feel like a sure thing. That was just 2 years ago
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We LOVED getting these on deployment. Kids would draw the wildest stuff and teachers clearly weren't reviewing them. They would draw Army men shooting people and blood coming out and then it would say "I hope you don't die." Everyone looked forward to getting them.
Many people incorrectly understand dogs. You can tell who's who by replacing the dog with "my horse" or "my kid" in the story
"My kid bit a kid": oh man what happened. Conflict resolution time
"My horse bit a kid at the cafe": man wtf you doing bringing a horse to Starbucks
'If the "kid" bit a kid and literally nobody cared, then maybe the "kid" owner had a point about the kid harassing the "kid"'
you can always count on Diane
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'What kind of "kid"?'
impressive crypto-racism
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a public service, everyone posting here is more ret*rded than successful
don't take their success advice
do take their r*tardation advice
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Stoicism never sat right with me, and I later figured out why: it's a terrible philosophy for fathers. Imagine trying to tell your kid that you always have to learn to live with bad things and never struggle to change them. It's no wonder Commodus turned out the way he did.
What’s the other outcome? What do you want to do? Lament on twitter? post about being a warrior? I think the world is fine because I understand the set bounds of the future and have already accepted them. A solar flare could knock out global power grids and the world would be fine the next day because everything is a matter of adapting as fast as you can to feedback loops.
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I’m getting mixed signals here
Being an ambitious girl in SF is quite lonely
Most of the convos I have are with my agents or my engineers... I think it's time for a change to meet more girlies in the city
@textditto built an AI agent that matches you with other females photonically and drops you a match every Wednesday at 7 pm.
try it now on bayareabestie.com
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uhh so electric scooters are riot bombs?
seems bad
the optimal time to get your house cleaned is Thursday morning.
Invite friends over Thursday they'll come. Quick straighten Friday for weekend. Easy good for the soul get ready for the week family clean up the house Sunday. Scales weekly / biweekly.
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lol we didnt even shut down biolabs after covid
we have too many people who are incapable of owning dogs with dogs, and the social stigma around dog misbehavior (keep them out of grocery stores, restaurants, controlled on leash, free to run in fenced yard only) has faded too much for the owners and dogs own good
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Finally got my chance to pitch my AI SaaS startup to Tier 1 VCs and I absolutely blew it. They hated me. I knew my company was boring and had no moat so I tried to be like a Scott Wu type who could impress everyone with math party tricks. So that was my plan until 30 seconds before the pitch I remembered I’m functionally innumerate. So plan B was the only other party trick I knew: balloon animals. I gave my 60 second pitch as I made a balloon animal dog out of the condom I’ve had in my wallet for 5 years. Their reaction to it was “that’s rancid” and “get the fuck out of our office.” I guess resourcefulness isn’t appreciated in the Valley anymore. Just totally gutted and not sure what to do at this point.
